neuroses

[Maljonic]

was just wondering if anyone has any interesting/bizarre neuroses, doesn't have to be big ones... like I can't help reading stuff where ever I see writing, no matter how stupid it might be, I'll read the same thing over and over again if there is a bit of text near me and none other in sight. When I was a kid I used to count things, like lamp posts and bricks on walls.

 

[~YuckFou~]

get help.

 

[Maljonic]

is your neurosis pouncing on new threads within seconds?

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

call 999 tell them ur gonna kill ur family, u will get help..

my........

neurosis

is msg board !

 

[Maljonic]

should have said 'anyone but glen', we all know yours

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

grats ~

Maljonic

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

I have to confess that as i am driving along i read the registration plates of vehicles in front of me in morse code.

di dah di dah dit

Dah di dah

 

[Maljonic]

lol Prom, I think that might well be the funniest thing you've ever said! I'm going to have to tell that one down the pub

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

dah di dah dah di dah dah / dah dah di dah di dah di dit/

 

[leggy]

I switch my bedroom light off 25 times before i go to bed or my whole family will die.

 

[Maljonic]

you live in the local lighthouse?

 

[mr.Blacky]

Don't tease him or I'll send the voices to you .

 

[old.Fweddy]

Who said that?

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Maljonic
When I was a kid I used to count things, like lamp posts and bricks on walls.

Is your name Adrian Monk? :\

(Adrian Monk being the star of Monk, which is great saturday afternoon TV)

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Maljonic
was just wondering if anyone has any interesting/bizarre neuroses, doesn't have to be big ones... like I can't help reading stuff where ever I see writing, no matter how stupid it might be, I'll read the same thing over and over again if there is a bit of text near me and none other in sight. When I was a kid I used to count things, like lamp posts and bricks on walls.

argh me too!

I used to make a game out of counting lorry wheels. and when i go downstairs i go "1*step*9*step*1*step*8*step" all the way down

so 19 18 17 16 etc.

and i read anything, i just glance at something and i read it there is no such thing for me as staring at a page.

Cereal packets make great reads!

 

[Maljonic]

Re: Re: neuroses

Originally posted by Munkey-
argh me too!

I used to make a game out of counting lorry wheels. and when i go downstairs i go "1*step*9*step*1*step*8*step" all the way down

so 19 18 17 16 etc.

and i read anything, i just glance at something and i read it there is no such thing for me as staring at a page.

Cereal packets make great reads!

and both like Cowboy Bebop, wonder if there's a connection

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by leggy
I switch my bedroom light off 25 times before i go to bed or my whole family will die.

LOL

 

[^Gil]

dah di dah dah di dah dah / dah dah di dah di dah di dit/

Wasn't that the lyrics to a song by the Police? :uhoh:

Yes, I have been drinking all weekend. uke:

Eek already Tuesday morn....

/me tries desperately to think of an excuse not to go in

 

[Pro]v[etheus]

Originally posted by ^Gil
Wasn't that the lyrics to a song by the Police? :uhoh:

Close but no cigar.

 

[^Gil]

Damn

Hungover and I gotta face work

 

[Maljonic]

should have gone with SARS as an excuse

 

[Lester]

I salute at Magpies, which is more of a suspicion really. My father in law unplugs everything in the house before he ges to bed (apart from essentials) and checks all the doors and window locks at least twice.

The only one I can think of, which I'm sure most people do, is count my wank strokes and keep a chart detailing who I was thinking of, the weather, what moisturizer etc. So that if needed I can conjure the wherewithall for a 12 second tug.

 

[Maljonic]

LOL.

On magpies; if I see one on its own I say to myself 'supersticious nonsense' then search fervently for another one to make it a pair

 

[nath]

Originally posted by Lester
count my wank strokes and keep a chart detailing who I was thinking of, the weather, what moisturizer etc. So that if needed I can conjure the wherewithall for a 12 second tug.

Damn, and there's me thinking I was the only one.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Maljonic
LOL.

On magpies; if I see one on its own I say to myself 'supersticious nonsense' then search fervently for another one to make it a pair

I carry one with me, just in case.

 

[Maljonic]

but that would mean carrying sorrow around everywhere unless you see another magpie, I should carry two if I were you

 

[Ash!]

Dont know if it is a neuroses or not but once I have seen a face I seem to remember it for ever. Liek if someone says "Where do I know him/ from" I can usually give a deatailed example of some years back. Likewise if I have ever been to a place the otherside of the country I can usually direct myself there again some years later without the need of map or further directions.

On the other hand I am usless with remembering dates. I dont know if its how the brian works. Left side and right mularky. some people do remember visual info better than statistical. Not crap at maths or owt

Oh and what
Lester said

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Ash!
Likewise if I have ever been to a place the otherside of the country I can usually direct myself there again some years later without the need of map or further directions.

You're, liek, liek, a walking R0ad MAp!! OMG!!

Sometimes when I walk around I have my eyes OPEN! an' I blink and stuff!!


"but that would mean carrying sorrow around everywhere unless you see another magpie, I should carry two if I were you"


Now you're just being silly.

 

[old.Kez]

Re: Re: neuroses

Originally posted by Munkey-
when i go downstairs i go "1*step*9*step*1*step*8*step" all the way down

so 19 18 17 16 etc.

What happens when you come to a new set of stairs? Surely you don't know in advance how many you have to count down from?

 

[Munkey-]

thats just it tho kez My stairs finish at around 08.

I have absolutley no idea why i count down from 19