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Brynn

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Just had a great discussion with the GF about our relationship :touch:

my thought is, is it cheating in a discussion for the girl to cry - its totally like the i-win button for women?
 

BlitheringIdiot

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You muppet, crying means "Ok you're right, but I dont want to admit it, so I'll cry - then you can be all sweet. Then we can have make-up sex"!

What did you conclude in this 'relationship discussion' anyway?
 

Nugusta

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Yes. Why nerf them? Nerf what part of them? Id only make them bigger tbh, unless ofc your with some really fat person. Then yes, please do "nerf" them
 

Brynn

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BlitheringIdiot said:
What did you conclude in this 'relationship discussion' anyway?

that my phone bill is going to be fucking huge :(
 

Sissyfoo

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You mean its actually possible to win an argument?! OMFG!!!!111 :-O
 

Nugusta

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Sissyfoo said:
You mean its actually possible to win an argument?! OMFG!!!!111 :-O

He lost :p

1. She cried... means shes gonna make it dramatic if he doesnt do anything.
2. "i-win button for women"
3. Large phone bill :p
 

Brynn

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Sissyfoo said:
You mean its actually possible to win an argument?! OMFG!!!!111 :-O

never with women : reminds me of an email Eggy sent me :

The Guys' Rules

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 days.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball,
the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.
 

swords

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Thats pinned up on out Lab notice board next to the piss take cartoon of the fact the NHS has too many middle managers :p
 

Brynn

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10 mins later - i get a call back from her - "im sorry"

lol im totally teh man :D

:sex:
 

FoxeH

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she was just testing you, they play u like a book
 

swords

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You can with one of those Electronic Early Learning book things :flame:
 

Archeon

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swords said:
You can with one of those Electronic Early Learning book things :flame:

I had one of those, it was awsome. You could press the buttons and they made all these sounds... and stuff... you know I suppose thats not really much difference from computer games...

Oh, and keeping it on subject. Yes crying is the 'I-Win' button unless your a heartless bastard in which case you can just pass a tissue and turn the TV on.
 

Ala

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Token minority making an appearance so the Femmo NAzi Bishs don't hijack this thread. Continue :)
 

swords

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Archeon said:
I had one of those, it was awsome. You could press the buttons and they made all these sounds... and stuff... you know I suppose thats not really much difference from computer games...

Oh, and keeping it on subject. Yes crying is the 'I-Win' button unless your a heartless bastard in which case you can just pass a tissue and turn the TV on.

aaah the RL version of BOF.
only availiable once a month during that ''time'' so you can ignore the moody bullshit that will ensue.
 

Brynn

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would do but she is 500 miles down the road, and im not getting to see her for another 3 weeks :(
 

sibanac

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The crying doesnt work on me anymore,
If they start crying i am off to the pub to get a few beers :drink:

One thing you gotta remember is : they want the sex as bad as we do, they just dont want us to know that
 

BlitheringIdiot

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sibanac said:
One thing you gotta remember is : they want the sex as bad as we do, they just dont want us to know that
Yes but I want the sex badly enough to not care that she wants it just as much.

She can have all the fucking moral high ground she wants!
 

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