Name that Film

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Con't..........

 

[old.Jestra]

dusk till dawn

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Jestra
dusk till dawn

Correct....now your turn........

 

[xenon2000]

Aristocats?

 

[old.Jestra]

All sisilians were spawned by niggers..

(sp?)

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Jestra



(sp?)

True Romance

 

[old.Jestra]

yeah hehe. I love that scene but thats only the only line that i can quote..off the top of me head

 

[Ono]

My turn ...try this:

You mean, you'll put down the rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilised people?

 

[old.Jas]

The Princess Bride

 

[Ono]

Yep.

 

[Ono]

You want to put one in Jas or shall I ?

 

[old.Jas]

I'll do one

 

[WPKenny]

Easy ones:

1. "where does he get those wonderful toys?"
2. "They're coming out of the god damn walls!"
3. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Medium ones:

1. "You eat shits for breakfast?"
2. "Bless me father for I have just kiled quite a few men."
3. "Two weeks"

Hard ones:

1. "All I'm saying is that when you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving your arms around."
2. "Chances are, if I show up at your door, you did something to deserve it."
3. "You made me miss." (-clue: In a Yorkshire accent)

Damini's section of film quotes:

1. "Do you want a love bite?"
2. "What we've got here is an inhuman killing machine."
3. "Chocolate chip charlie, are you ok?"

 

[old.Jas]

Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do other places.

 

[bodhi]

1. "You eat shits for breakfast?"

Happy Gilmore. And the correct quote is "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

3. "Two weeks"

Total Recall

2. "Chances are, if I show up at your door, you did something to deserve it."

Grosse Point Blank

 

[isuck]

"Maybe you're my schizophrenic hallucination."

"When I drink coffee, I told him, I put two fingers over the hole so it won't leak. "

From the same movie, the same brilliant movie...

 

[Trem]

is it Fight Club isuck??

 

[Trem]

Heres 1 4 ya "even a broke clock is right twice a day"

 

[Damini]

Platoon?

Oh, and I'd be most amazingly surprised if anyone gets my quotes. I grew up on very very bad horror films.

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Tremor
Heres 1 4 ya "even a broke clock is right twice a day"

Naah, it's Withnail & I, and the correct quote is

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

though its a famous quote so it could be from anywhere.

 

[Summo]

I don't know any of Damini's.

 

[old.Jas]

Surprised noone has got this one yet -

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Predator

 

[Sar]

Or me, down the pub last friday night.

 

[isuck]

tis indeed tremor, bloody brilliant movie, i didnt know you could swallow a pint of blood before being sick

 

[Damini]

Damini's section of film quotes:

1. "Do you want a love bite?"

Body Melt. A very interesting Australian horror film which contains exploding penises and Harold from neighbours.

2. "What we've got here is an inhuman killing machine."

Class of 1999. Was one of my favourite films when I was younger. In the future, gangs in school are so tough that the latest idea is to use robots to teach the classes. But, whats this? The were originally WARBOTS? They're reverting back to their original programming? Ohhh nooooo.....

3. "Chocolate chip charlie, are you ok?"

The Stuff. Kitsch at its best. Addictive killer yoghurt is marketed by unscrupolous companies, and its alive, and if you eat too much of it you become a zombie of The Stuff's will. Also, The Stuff can jump out of the little container and attack you.

 

[Summo]

None of thee films actually exist. Not in real life.

 

[Munkey-]

you have been tried, measured and have been found wanting

^^^ get that one.

also what is the

Their coming out of the god damn walls

from? anyone? i cant remember

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
None of thee films actually exist. Not in real life.

Don't you dare try and move those films from my real catagory to my Did I Dream It one. They are each masterpieces in their own right.

Class of 1999 - http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,2339236,00.html

Body Melt -
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bodymelt/

The Stuff-
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/product/film_info/0,3699,2328933,00.html

You've read the description, now rents the films!!

 

[Summo]

Hmmm.... a familiar-looking poster...

 

[Sar]

I remember The Stuff.

Was shit mind, but it did exist.