Mystery

[Cyfr]

Leggy has a magic crow which likes to bang it's head on the window every morning and wake poor ole leggy up.

I suggested that it may have a secret message, like the Harry Potter owls, so leggy should let it in. Who knows!

What theories or suggestions do YOU have?

 

[leggy]

lol cyfr.

Some background:

The crow has been banging on the window for almost a year now. You think it'd get fed up, but no. The window doesn't open so that is out.

I have also caught it banging on a neighbours window too but in a slightly different fashion.

Please do not say "kill it".

Leggy

 

[Lazarus]

crow is attacking it's reflection on the window cos it thinks its another crow. Stick a picture of a Falcon / other bird of prey to the inside of the window see if that helps. (Life size pic is better )

 

[TdC]

or flash it your co><or!!!1

 

[mookie]

or flash it your co><or!!!1

dont crows eat worms and maggots?

 

[Cdr]

Is your real name Eric Draven?

Lets kill the bird, then we can finally get rid of Leggy!

 

[TdC]

dont crows eat worms and maggots?

if Leggy has worms and maggots on his co><or he may as well let the bird at it oO or are you saying he has a tiny, wormlike one? eh? EH? clarity!!


*miss pun*

 

[Wij]

Sing to it.

 

[Tom]

Cut a small piece of metal mesh and nail it to the window lintel. Then attach a brown wire to one side, and a blue wire to the other. Attach each end to a plug, into the mains, with a suitable resistor in the middle to stop the fuse blowing.

No more Crow.

 

[TdC]

he doesn't want it dead foos


tbh I think singing to it is a good idea. go wij, go wij *dance*

 

[Trem]

All is fine as long as Brandon Lee ain't standing below, if he is then you probably killed his girlfriend.




Open the window!

 

[Insane]

Cut a small piece of metal mesh and nail it to the window lintel. Then attach a brown wire to one side, and a blue wire to the other. Attach each end to a plug, into the mains, with a suitable resistor in the middle to stop the fuse blowing.

No more Crow.

this idea can also be modified for usage on welcome mats, door handles, and window sills to stop relatives visiting.

 

[TdC]

this idea can also be modified for usage on welcome mats, door handles, and window sills to stop relatives visiting.

too hard. there's molotovs for that. and farting!

 

[Cdr]

All is fine as long as Brandon Lee ain't standing below, if he is then you probably killed his girlfriend.

Guess my connection to The Crow was too subtle

 

[Wij]

Guess my connection to The Crow was too subtle

No it wasn't. But Game Of Death was a much spookier "OMG the Mr Lee is dead and they're having a funeral in the film of a Mr Lee type film" imo. Cash In at its best \o/

 

[Deadmanwalking]

"kill it"

 

[scoop]

Crows are the devils pet.

You must go see a priest and get him to help you.

That bird WILL kill you and is scheming against you all day every day.

Never let it inside the house, it will have the upper hand.

It does not have the right to attack you out of your house though..

Go see a priest!

i'm not fucking with ya either be!! Go read up on it!

 

[Cyfr]

He speaks the truth!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Let it in and make it a cup of tea, and give it some cake or biscuits.

 

[Mazling]

Thank heavens for scoop.

Haven't any of you buggers watched The Omen Trilogy ?!?! (imdb)

Maybe check out your sons/daughters/family etc for the numbers on their scalp.

 

[Ch3tan]

If only it was a Raven screeching "nevermore" at him.

 

[scoop]

If only it was a Raven screeching "nevermore" at him.

Hehe!

That was a funny simpsons skit. I've never read the real poem though.

 

[leggy]

There is a priest across the road and I bloody well blame him for this whole mess as it is.

He usually has about 20 of the bastards sitting on his roof.

h3 is t3h Advers0ry.

 

[TdC]

what kind of priest? do you see many goats and get chased home by big black dogs often? does the shadow of the cross fall inverted on you? now is the hour to catch a case of the flaming willies tbh oO

 

[Ch3tan]

redrum redrum!

 

[Tom]

*takes photograph of leggy*

 

[leggy]

Now you're all just being mean and scaring me

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I love this thread.

The very thought of an evil crow that stalks leggy is one that's sure put a smile of my face.

 

[Wij]

I love this thread.

The very thought of an evil crow that stalks leggy is one that's sure put a smile of my face.

*invade smile*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*bite*