my spam (my band)

[eSo]

this was originally posted at our guild website, and didn't plan to go out public with this... but here we go. might be some inside jokes involved etc.

ok so i was bored at work again, download "D12 - my band" and sing my new lyrics with it!! ( original lyrics: http://www.lyrics007.com/D-12 Lyrics/My Band Lyrics.html )


(Intro)
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuZ I totally pwn teh deathspams...
And I think every alb and mid got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me afterwards in FH...
Because...

(Chorus)
These gimps can see my name all over deathspams...
They're all on me like they think they've a chance...
But once I pb they know i am the man...
And once again my name is all over deathspams...

(Verse 1- eSo)
So I get off DL right, ready to fight
Walk up to Emain and I'm all like
"What's up, I'm eSo, you prolly know me"
"I'm the co-leader of the TD baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Zoyster let's flee, eSo is the king"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please won't you please let me touch your cloak"
And by now the rest of the hibs get jealous
Especially when I drop invaders every1 starts to flame us
All the albs start whining, all the mids too
I admit it must suck, not to own like i do
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like slaughtery
They're back everytime trying to get me
Dude I just think there's no point, you can't beat me
Yesterday Pomalllka tried to duel me
Because I told him Sis is my wife to be
This TD, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

(Chorus)
These gimps can see my name all over deathspams...
They're all on me like they think they've a chance...
But once I pb they know i am the man...
And once again my name is all over deathspams...
My spam (repeated 8xs)

(Verse 2- Omega)
You just want me to guard and slam, don't you
Hey howcome we don't get deathspams like you do
I Slam all the enemies, fight in the middle of the alb load
But eSo in the back, just owning on god-mode
You don't want me in your group, I'll go back to my Sega
Coz I ain't a caster, I'm the hero; Omega
What the hell is wrong with that buffbot
eSo's stats are capped, everyone elses is not
See I know how to own, see it's simple but
he's fecking overpowered, he can oneshot
But I'll stick for the RP's, not gonna fall
Doin' some emotes while eSo kills'em all

(Verse 3- Chef and Pom)
Look him little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man, his group ain't FOTM, is it
Hey I thought we had a spot in the Elwiz's group
(eSo: No, I had an spot, not you two)
You're not in the chatgroup
Man I ain't joining to chatgroup
eSo has cg, he's lee7. u're just a noob
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo eSo
(eSo: You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

(Chorus)
These gimps can see my name all over deathspams...
They're all on me like they think they've a chance...
But once I pb they know i am the man...
And once again my name is all over deathspams...

(Verse 4- Elwiz)
They say the finn-connection rocks, but the group does not
I got a few deathspams but eSo got a lot
I'm gonna let the world know that Elwiz is hot
I Should cut eSo from this group so only i would rock
Ready to own that Outlaw jerk
Every time I hear (Hey it's the TD zerg!)
We ain't a zerg bitch, we are 2 groups max
Elwizergo huh? dude kiss my ass
I'm the TD number one, can't take all this moan
(eSo: gimme some buffs)
Bitch buff on your own
We own Odins, we rule Emain
TD is around, get ready for the pain

(Verse 5- Meanie)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
I get instad all the time, aoe stun and root
I should be able to solo the dragon, conquer keeps
But i die all the time and u can hear it on Teamspeak
I should get a medal, i have like 10 level 50's
I'm far more experienced than none of these n00b peeps
Fuck the GOA, I got some suggestions
Fuck Teamleaders, ask me the questions
I'm the number one caster, now get me invited
(Last spot is for eSo?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the greatest caster in group
My template rocks, and Pom thinks I'm cute
Grr who gave that dex, i'll use my own buff
I want my stats capped, that only is good enough
Fuck this char, i'm gonna roll another
If I'm not overpowered, why even bother

(eSo)
Elwiz, why cant you see your the only one for me
let's get Chef to bard us and Tt for the heals

(Chorus- Elwiz)
These gimps can see my name all over deathspams...
They're all on me like they think they've a chance...
But once I dd they know i am the man...
And once again i own deathspams...
My spam (repeated 8xs)

(Outro)
The most zerging guild in the world...
TD!

(Chef as a salsa singer))
I'm the bard dressed in green, I get Pom take off his underpants
and I'm the bard dressed in green, my salsa
I got all the instruments i can make u dance
My salsa, look out for my RL uber RA, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes Pom wanna /dance
And take off his underpants
My salsa makes Pom wanna /dance
And take off his underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

 

[Overdriven]

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[NetNifty]

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