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Trem

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I made my balls bleed yesterday. I said to Samm "I made my balls bleed today" she said in a shocked voice "HOW??!!" I said "I was trimming while poohing" she said "oh, ok then". Now what worried me is my bleeding balls seemed acceptable to her as long as they were bleeding while trimming, if I had managed to nibble on my balls and made them bleed she obviously would of been more shocked. How did our relationship come to this, how has it become that my bleeding sack is ok now?
 

Uara

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you kno this almost sounds like an OT topic, but I think Trem managed to pull it back with the balls bleeding!
 

00dave

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I made my balls bleed yesterday. I said to Samm "I made my balls bleed today" she said in a shocked voice "HOW??!!" I said "I was trimming while poohing" she said "oh, ok then". Now what worried me is my bleeding balls seemed acceptable to her as long as they were bleeding while trimming, if I had managed to nibble on my balls and made them bleed she obviously would of been more shocked. How did our relationship come to this, how has it become that my bleeding sack is ok now?

aw that's true love that is
 

Wazzerphuk

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Trem: you're not the only one that's done that.

Never trimmed while pooing though, what's wrong with you man?!
 

Jupitus

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I get bored :eek:

Yeah... well.... err... you need to take yer time pooing so as Dave doesn't pop out...




I don't have that kind of issue, oh no sir, not me......















































:(
 

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You like to do me.


I made my balls bleed yesterday. I said to Samm "I made my balls bleed today" she said in a shocked voice "HOW??!!" I said "I was trimming while poohing" she said "oh, ok then". Now what worried me is my bleeding balls seemed acceptable to her as long as they were bleeding while trimming, if I had managed to nibble on my balls and made them bleed she obviously would of been more shocked. How did our relationship come to this, how has it become that my bleeding sack is ok now?

Trem I so want to rep you but cant :(
 

Macey

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Trem, I dont believe you did it really, pictures tbh :)
 

Trem

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Trem, I dont believe you did it really, pictures tbh :)

Here you go -

balls.JPG
 

Sparx

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i've trimmed for as long as i can remember, cut myself a couple of times, have to say tho i have never done it while pooing
 

Wij

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Sack or crack ?

That would be really a good trick while pooing :eek:
 

Wazzerphuk

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Sack or crack ?

That would be really a good trick while pooing :eek:

Or it would do a good job of preparing the poop for flushing in a caravan toilet. They're not great at dealing with big jobs.
 

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