My nose has a lump in it

[Ati]

Good Afternoon everyone,

I am rather insecure about the fact that I have a 'Roman' nose. Does this mean that back in the day one of my relatives got jiggy with a roman during the invastion? Is there anything I can do about this speedbump in the slick line of my nose?

Thank you for listerning everyone - really appreciate any advice you can give me,

John

 

[old.Tohtori]

Good Afternoon everyone,

I am rather insecure about the fact that I have a 'Roman' nose. Does this mean that back in the day one of my relatives got jiggy with a roman during the invastion? Is there anything I can do about this speedbump in the slick line of my nose?

Thank you for listerning everyone - really appreciate any advice you can give me,

John

Dear John,

Most like no one cares about it. So i suggest a shot of "f*ck it" in your system, ignore it and if someone gives you sh*t about it, give them a roman nose with your boot.

Self image is named like that for a reason, it's only in your mind.

Disclaimer; FHOT Doctor does not condone violence.

 

[Bugz]

Dear John,

You're fuckin ugly. Deal with it.

Kind regards.

 

[Bahumat]

John I have a massive bogey in my nose. I picked it out and now i am ok.
Seriously, most people wont care, but if its kinda huge, what about surgery?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dear John,

You're fuckin ugly. Deal with it.

Kind regards.

Shame on you

 

[Ati]

John I have a massive bogey in my nose. I picked it out and now i am ok.
Seriously, most people wont care, but if its kinda huge, what about surgery?

I have contemplated surgery but it is rather expensive - I was really coming here for a bit of a confidence boost. Just feel a bit down and needed some people to say that I really was a beautiful person deep down. It's not easy growing up in this world at the moment, everything revolves around looks and status. I just feel that my lumpy nose is holding me back!

John

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have contemplated surgery but it is rather expensive - I was really coming here for a bit of a confidence boost. Just feel a bit down and needed some people to say that I really was a beautiful person deep down. It's not easy growing up in this world at the moment, everything revolves around looks and status. I just feel that my lumpy nose is holding me back!

John

we need a picture to do that.

Just describing your nose is as good as a base to judge your appearance as, well, describing angelina jolies lips or milla jovovich's hair(on a frizzy day).

Scratch that Milla example, she's hot wen frizzy!

 

[Bahumat]

I have contemplated surgery but it is rather expensive - I was really coming here for a bit of a confidence boost. Just feel a bit down and needed some people to say that I really was a beautiful person deep down. It's not easy growing up in this world at the moment, everything revolves around looks and status. I just feel that my lumpy nose is holding me back!

John

personality does beat looks. The problem is someone who may be average looking, but with a great personality may ultimately shoot himself in the foot by being shy.

If you post a picture people on here people will tell you what they think because that's how forums work imo. It may be that people hardly notice it, or it may be more pronounced. If it's the latter, then maybe surgery is an option.

If it gives you a hard time in that it knocks your self confidence etc etc, then see if there are things you can do about it. If you're not too fussed, dont worry about changing it.

 

[Ezteq]

ha you think youve got problems?? my lump has a nose in it now that is freeking wierd!! I try going out for a walk and everyone is staring at my lump and saying "cor look its got a nose in it!!" it's got to the stage now where my poor little lump is far to embarrassed to go out in public and just sits about all day watching jeremy kyle and eating pot noodles.

I try to cheer it up, Lumpy (I say) you have to get a grip, pull yourself together and just face the fact you have a nose, I know its hard but its a fact and there's nothing you can do about it.

Poor Lumpy

 

[megadave]

Is it absolutely massive (big fat semite nose for stealing free air lol) because otherwise you sound over the top? :d

 

[Ezteq]

yeah jeeze dont worry there are millions of people with huge conks that are successful and well liked, your nose has nothing to do with your popularity!

unless it runs all the time, that might be a bit offputting lol

 

[Aoami]

must be tiring having to run after all the time as well ololololol

 

[Bahumat]

yeah jeeze dont worry there are millions of people with huge cocks that are successful and well liked, your nose has nothing to do with your popularity!

unless it runs all the time, that might be a bit offputting lol

Oh yeah why not just tell him he has a small penis!

 

[Lamp]

If you pick too many bogeys from your nose you can actually pull your lungs out

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you pick too many bogeys from your nose you can actually pull your lungs out

Well, if you poo hard enough, you can get a prolapsed rectum.

You'll think of that on your next sitting for sure!

 

[Ezteq]

If you pick too many bogeys from your nose you can actually pull your lungs out

lol i was always told if you swallowed apple pips you got a tree growing out your belly button...I ate so many of those frigging things when i was a kid and nothing happened, I was mightily disappointed tbh.

 

[Huntingtons]

lol i was always told if you swallowed apple pips you got a tree growing out your belly button...I ate so many of those frigging things when i was a kid and nothing happened, I was mightily disappointed tbh.

i still eat them, tasty fuckers.

 

[DocWolfe]

grow some balls and just get on with life.

 

[Ezteq]

grow some balls....

jesus what do you have to swallow for that to happen???

 

[kiliarien]

jesus what do you have to swallow for that to happen???

Are you asking Jesus that question?

Imagine his modding power

 

[Lamp]

Also - never eat shellfish at a restaurant - they can sometimes survive the cooking process and lay eggs in your stomach. The resulting brood when hatched can then chew their way through your stomach lining and crawl down into your legs.

 

[pikeh]

Also - never eat shellfish at a restaurant - they can sometimes survive the cooking process and lay eggs in your stomach. The resulting brood when hatched can then chew their way through your stomach lining and crawl down into your legs.

Thanks for that. I just smashed my kneecap with a lump hammer thinking it was a fucking mussel.

Awch.

 

[Ezteq]

Thanks for that. I just smashed my kneecap with a lump hammer thinking it was a fucking mussel.

Awch.

haha dont be silly, we all know you dont have any muscles pikelet!!