My little cat...

Manisch Depressiv

Part of the furniture
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...is sleeping on my lap. All day long he wanted to sleep on my lap and now that he got it his way he is farting all the fucking time.

What shall I do?

(Picture of cat before you ask me to do smth nasty: komix.jpg)
 

pikeh

Resident Freddy
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You cant complain about the cat. You signed up to it!
remember. The cat owns you.
 

Uara

Part of the furniture
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yeah, but will scratching behind the ear solve the farting problem
 

Binky the Bomb

Fledgling Freddie
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Next time it does it, eat something that causes really nasty, shitty farts, and wait for the little bastard to curl up somewhere else for a kip. Then fart on its head and get some payback.
 

Laddey

FH is my second home
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Next time it does it, eat something that causes really nasty, shitty farts, and wait for the little bastard to curl up somewhere else for a kip. Then fart on its head and get some payback.
lol great idea
 

Golena

Fledgling Freddie
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Is it just me that was dissapointed with the lack of pussy joke in this thread?
 

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