my girlfriend's watching dirty dancing...

[TdC]

and making strange noises!! should I do something, or should I leave her to drift off into that uniqe female world, where all is pink, the weather perfect, kittens and puppies frolic in the streets, and all the boys look like a cross between George Cloony, leonardo diCaprio and Patrick Swaze while spending balmy afternoons getting sweaty and taking their shirts off.

I offered to rub my torso with coconut oil and dance on the table, but, without taking her eyes from the screen, my gf told me in a matter-of-fact voice that I shouldn't do silly things like that. ME!! I'm built like a greek god ffs

 

[Cyfr]

What were the noises like? Can you make a .wav file?

 

[TdC]

bah dirty little bugger

 

[SilverHood]

Sit down next to her and hold her hand, don't try to get her attention or you will likely get a ton of abuse (and she still won't look at you)

And yeah, .wav please

 

[pcg79]

Sit down next to her and hold her hand, don't try to get her attention or you will likely get a ton of abuse (and she still won't look at you)

And yeah, .wav please

you old men.

nowadays its going to be .mp3 !

 

[dysfunction]

Please see my earlier suggestion:

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=15632&page=2

 

[SilverHood]

Please see my earlier suggestion:

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=15632&page=2

Slavery was outlawed some time ago old chap

 

[dysfunction]

Was it? Why didnt anyone tell me??

 

[SilverHood]

Don't think anyone wants to post the news in case it's a a Glen

 

[~Yuckfou~]

.....should I do something....(

Slip one in while she isn't paying attention tbh

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

Slip one in while she isn't paying attention tbh

haha fucking easily the best post this week.

 

[tRoG]

Oi! You've semi-nicked my avatar!

 

[Wij]

I have a semi !

 

[TdC]

in the end I didn't do anything. then we almost broke up. girls can be such a joy sometimes.

 

[Wij]

in the end I didn't do anything. then we almost broke up. girls can be such a joy sometimes.

rag week ?

 

[TdC]

I hope not :/

 

[Wij]

I hope not :/

Perhaps the matter should be peered into somewhat ? Care for a monocle ?

 

[TdC]

lets just say I give myself a 10% chance of not being single within a week

 

[TriGGer]

ooer

 

[TdC]

aye mate, I'm quite upset tbh

 

[TriGGer]

*hug*


edit : make that *fluffle*

and what is it with sigs sometimes not appearing ?

 

[Doh_boy]

*hug*


edit : make that *fluffle*

and what is it with sigs sometimes not appearing ?

You only get it once a thread (page?).

Also a big for teeds.

 

[nath]

Sorry to hear that mate :\

 

[Wij]

Oooh, not good. All this due to Dirty Dancing ?

 

[TdC]

no, due to girls being silly I guess. trying to weigh and put value on things like love. I love more, I love less, my love fits in a van, my love fits in my pocket, I dunno :/

 

[Wij]

Strange creatures indeed. I'd recommend a beer and a new graphics card.

 

[dysfunction]

Strange creatures indeed. I'd recommend a beer and a new graphics card.

Now you're talking some sense at last! It was bound to happen one of these fine days

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Slip one in while she isn't paying attention tbh

Told ya!

 

[TdC]

strangely I value her for her. I fear that I shan't be able to make the bad feelings go away by getting drunk and playing FPS at eye-blistering framerates. That must mean something. Sadly I don't think it means anything to her, but I'll tell her anyway.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

How long you been together?