My first contribution

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old.dalehead

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Well, what can I say.

I have read through a few of the posts by some of the regulars here, and am truely impressed with what I have found.
Never before in the history of a web community, has there been such a gathering of like minded people sharing a common interest.
Everyone here seems to be on the same wavelength, sharing views opinions and tips etc.

I feel like I have finally found somewhere I can belong, as the last community i frequented was shut down by a police raid, and all of the photo's were deleted.

I'm sure that as well as some old friends (using different names - hi hi Hot Karl) I am going to make lots of new friends too.

If anyone would like to offer some words of welcome, perhaps a greeting, some advice, a joke, a dirty image, or just an index finger perfectly poised to tickle my sphincter, it would be much appreciated.

I am truely happy that I have found you guys.....me feels all warm inside. We are a rare breed, and as such should stick together.
P.S. I have been tipped off that my house will be raided in the next few weeks, anyone want to put me up for the night?
 
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old.Pavlos

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old.dalehead

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Pavlova... or whatever your name is....

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:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Inkb@tZ

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Hello Dalehead. I'm new too. I'm confused about the purpose of this forum but never mind :)
 
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caLLous

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Welcome dalehead. Enjoy your stay, etc etc... :)
 
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old.dalehead

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Originally posted by caLLous
Welcome dalehead. Enjoy your stay, etc etc... :)
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hihi

Why thankyou. Nice to feel welcome.
Been so hard to make new friends ever since my real life friends were killed in a freak Police raid. Who says they don't come in shooting :(

With your love and encouragement, i'm sure i'll soon be allowed back into the community (i only those boys would drop the damn charges)
 
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Damini

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Erm, I already got the satire. Thats just overkill. It was better before.
 
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old.Pavlos

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Originally posted by dalehead


hihi

Why thankyou. Nice to feel welcome.
Been so hard to make new friends ever since my real life friends were killed in a freak Police raid. Who says they don't come in shooting :(

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ROFL


hehehehehe
 
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doh_boy

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hehehehehhe

some french philosopher I think.....

first name jean-paul...?



...... he might have something to do with sarcasm... I don't know I'm stupid... ;)
 
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Damini

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See, the humourhere can be derived from the ambigious interpretation of what you say. Superficially, it would appear that you are genuinely pleased to meet like minded people, however, your speech is littered with references to paedophilia and so by positively apphiliating yourself with us, side splitting laughter occurs because actually you're a litle child fiddler. So therefore, you're implying we are. How highly amusing and very intelligent of you.

Admittedly, it's cleverer than the current trend of "You suck! You are young" but it's still a bit rudementary. Paedophile satire is so passe sweetheart.
 
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old.dalehead

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Originally posted by Pavlos


ROFL


hehehehehe
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Thats not a very nice way to handle a sensitive situation.
My therapist will tell me how to deal with your intolerance to less fortunate people, and also the best course of action for me to overcome the invisible barrier making you post negative comments.
Everyone else here has given me warm furry feelings inside. Except for that Jean Paul bloke, he gave me the willy.

Anyway, please don't comment on things you don't know and haven't experienced. I bet you have no idea how much Mr Muscle Carpet cleaner it takes to get the blood stains out of a persian rug, and 12 gauge tends to have a wide dispersion of fire.....maybe thats why the FED's use it so much :(
FYI the holes made by the 35 calibre bullets were much easier to hide using polyfiller.
 
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doh_boy

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/me gets ready to duck

welcome to the intelligence wrestling contests! ;)



*gets ready for a kicking :uhoh:
 
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doh_boy

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you seem to be doing a lot of plonking today! Hard work is it? :)
 
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old.dalehead

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Re: Re: My first contribution

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


I am a cretin
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:sleeping:

If you have nothing sensible to contribute, then please don't post in my thread. Unless of course your a mongoloid with no ability to ascertain any appropriate course of action, and hence resort to cheap laughs while sat with one finger on the keyboard, and another up your a$$.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by doh_boy
you seem to be doing a lot of plonking today! Hard work is it? :)
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Not especially, however, ignoring all the cretins makes reading the forum so much more rewarding, plus it gives the people who haven't ignored them the chance to mock them for directing messages at someone who can't see them. Hurrah for the internet!
 
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bigbb

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Originally posted by Inkb@tZ
I'm confused about the purpose of this forum but never mind :)
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There is no specific 'purpose' to the general forum, hence its generality. But, we do like fierce debates about a wide range of issues, which I have to say in the General Forum, are rarely gaming related.
 
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old.dalehead

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Originally posted by bigbb

There is no specific 'purpose' to the general forum, hence its generality. But, we do like fierce debates about a wide range of issues, which I have to say in the General Forum, are rarely gaming related.
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OMG....someone that doens't have a hint of being a dick.
Nice to meet you m8...you appear to be a gentleman amongst this shower of shite :)
 
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bodhi

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Can all you newbies kindly fuck off back to where you came from pls. The forums really were much nicer without you.
 
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old.Pavlos

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Can all you newbies kindly fuck off back to where you came from pls. The forums really were much nicer without you.
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LOL
 
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