My ePenis is Bigger Than Your ePenis

[old.milou]

If there's anything that I've learned from being online, it's that the Internet is one huge popularity competition; a vicious, competitive, backstabbing beauty contest between Down's Syndrome victims who are being judged by outcast leper colonies. If you ain't popular on the Internet, then you ain't shit, and if you ain't shit then there's no chance of receiving the admiration from thousands of attractive female sex-slave models who logon every day, simply waiting for a man with bravado and a huge ePenis to step their way.

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[Testin da Cable]

my card is bigger than yours