Muffins of Mass Destruction!

[Joor]

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1148120351/Teachers_Get_Stoned

Watch as the news anchor relates that these muffins "Could be Weapons of Mass Destruction".

Yep, terrorism Task Force Deployed Because of Marijuana in Muffins..wtf

 

[tris-]

im buying some space cakes later today.

i must be a terrorist

 

[evzy]

Hmmm pass me a balaclava and a muffin!

 

[Equador]

That mass-destruction stuff is just crap. How do they come up with it?

 

[Raven]

loool americans are funny

 

[tris-]

didnt you know? cannabis is the new refined uranium!

 

[Dukat]

lol I can see it now, teachers sitting in the staff room having a meeting over lunch with muffins.

SUDDENLY!! CT's bust into the room with M4's and flashbangs and everything "PUT THE MUFFINS DOWN!!" theres a stunned silence, one teachers sitting with a muffin in hand, mouth open ready to bite it, the Ct's run up to her "DROP THE MUFFIN LADY!!!!"

joint terrorism task force wtf, mad people

 

[Lethul]

lol irl. americans

 

[crispy]

omgz! free marijuahna!!!!!!!

 

[tris-]

.......

 

[Amanita]

Well actually, if you think about it that must have been pretty damn scary for the people involved there, especially if someone started delivering poisoned stuff for children to eat. Doubt so many folks would be laughing then.

Betting that was a prank from some disgruntled ex student though ^^

 

[tris-]

good job cannabis isnt a poison

 

[swords]

Who the fuck eats free muffins anyway? Never accept sweets etc from strangers!

 

[Escape]

Lightweights!


If some random asshole walked into your school/office and gave you a muffin, would you eat it? The school should only accept food from registered contractors.

Now Jack Bauer will waste two hours tracking down and torturing this potential terrorist whilst the real Muffins of Doom are delivered to the White House

 

[Mall]

hey at least someone was kind enough to put Benedryl in also, at least they didn't get an allergic reaction to the muffins

 

[Phooka]

tbh "od'ing" on marihuana is the sux.... uke:

 

[Sharma]

im buying some space cakes later today.

i must be a terrorist

Umm.

You git.

Gifv.

 

[tris-]

Umm.

You git.

Gifv.

just had one for breakfast


mmmm