Mr Turtle

[Wij]

Attempting to double-bake after a curry is hard work. I'm considering surprising one of you with a sex-poo instead. Least willing gets it.

 

[Aph3x]

Didn't someone want a poo sending to them to piss their postman off?

 

[MYstIC G]

Pics or Gtfo.

 

[Wij]

Pics or Gtfo.

Well you're not getting it. You sound too keen. It's the struggling and horror that really makes a good sex-poo for me.

Sadly I gave up and went to the toilet Postman will have to wait :/

 

[Wij]

Damn - my son just shat all over me. Dunno where he gets his ideas from tbh

 

[old.user4556]

I've just been sick in my mouth.

 

[Wij]

Someone get a cup!

 

[Edmond]

....and 2 girls

 

[Wij]

I'm dressing up. Good enough ?

 

[Laddey]

what the hell is a sex poo?

 

[Wij]

Give me your address to find out.

 

[throdgrain]

This pigeon thinks this is a class thread.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Surprised you haven't shot it.

 

[MYstIC G]

Pigeon pics, gtfo, fs!