Motives of the Terrorists

[old.rjgould]

I’ve played CS for quite a while now and have always wondered:

“What the hell motivates the Terrorists to do what they do?”

I was hoping you guys might be able to fill me in.

 

[*Kornholio*]

It could have gone something like this :

(T1) Morning fellow terrorist, how are you this morning ?
(T2) Morning, hung-over m8... vodka and diesel just don't mix do they...
(T1) Yeah, me too... so, what are we going to do today ?
(T2) Dunno m8, why don't we go and capture some scientists and hold 'em hostage ?
(T1) Again ?? Erm, how about blowing something up instead ? I'm getting sick of those whinging scientists...
(T2) Hmmm... yeah, they are a bit annoying... why don't we capture some scientists and blow them up ??
(T1) Yeah, that sounds like fun !!! I'll grab my AK...
(T2) Cool, I'll grab the C4...
(T1) Great !! I just hope those pesky CT's stay in bed today... They don't help the hang-over at all...
(T2) Yeah, well, maybe we could blow them up too !!!
(T1) Cool !!!
(T2) Cool !!!

 

[Stazbumpa]

No, because that would be silly.

 

[Ch3tan]

As with all terrorists in the world theya re motivated by the pay they got from the most dangerous cartel in the world...The News Cartel, led by CNN and consisting of every news network in the world (including news room south east). These evil, vindictive, news hungry bastards hire terrorists to kidnap the same 4 terrorists or tehir twins/clones. They also hire them to blow up critical buildings, although for some reason, a warning always clears any public.
The CT's are also hired by the News cartel, although unlike in real life they are useless, as they are given no tactical data what so ever.
Wondered why thoose security monitors are there? They are sat uplinked directly to CNN, I mean who actually gains any benefit from those monitors other than an Evil News Cartel.