Mothers' Day

[Steiny]

Sunday is Mother's Day.

So order some flowers now, you lazy cunt0rs, and remind your darling mommas that you're more human than the pasty, light blue skinned dysfunctional computer junkies that you appear to be.

Love

Steiny

 

[Sar]

I done plum forgot all 'bout this darn it.

 

[old.MissEv1L]

Ive ordered my mom some flowers to be delivered on Sunday brought her some perfume as well cus shes always moaning she hasnt got non

 

[Scouse]

Screw her.

No really - she could do with getting laid!

 

[LTF]

Originally posted by MissEv1L
she hasnt got non

Thats a double negative, meaning she has some














Yes i am bored.....

 

[whipped]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on DVD and a card my girlfriend was kind enough to pick up, will soon be winging their way to my adorable mom.

 

[xane]

brought her some perfume as well cus shes always moaning she hasnt got non

"non" is a brand of perfume, so it is grammatically correct

 

[LTF]

It could be correct, i some how doubt it

I'd expect better from a bank clerk such as Evil....



How do you know of such perfum brands?!

 

[Mr_Horus]

I might send her some flowers, but only cos she promised me a mini fridge for my flat in a few weeks

 

[xane]

How do you know of such perfum brands?!

I don't, but I know how to talk bollocks.

 

[Munkey-]

ummmmmmmm...........*looks franticly around* cash please anyone?

 

[raw.]

Havent seen her for 12 years ...

 

[LTF]

I have two dads

 

[xane]

which one is the bitch then ?

 

[LTF]

The one with the mullet

 

[LTF]

And long flowing flowery dress

 

[Wilier]

i get double rinsed, get me mum summat, and have to get mrs wilier summat and pretend our 2 yr old got her it.

 

[xane]

Know what you mean Wilier, I nearly had to nail my 5yo to the chair to get him to do a card for mummy, still not finished

 

[Munkey-]

trick: get some cardboard, a prittstick and a whole bunch of different dried pasta.

step 1n card,using prittstick,write msg such as "happy mummy day love Joe blogs"
step 2:get kid to sit at table with pasta and card (come to think of it, this should be step 1)

step 3with the glue still wet)get kid to srpinkle pasta n stuff on card

step 4:do till satisfied

step 5:dry

step 6resent to mum

 

[.cage]

some crack

 

[Testin da Cable]

my old mums birthday was yesterday. we had some great fun together

 

[throdgrain]

Its all bollocks innit ? Last year i got a whinging phone call from my nan cos i hadnt sent her a mothers day card ffs. My grandmother is not my mother , jeez.
No doubt I will tolerate this and get my mum summat, but this is the only one of these pathetic days that I will indulge in.No, I dont give a fuck for fathers day/cousins day/whatever.
Oh and nan, sorry but your not my mum, you silly old person