Mothers against standing and pissing

[harebear]

http://magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm, http://mapsu.org/... seen some fuck stupid stuff before but this..... oO

 

[Cyfr]

I bet the womans thing would be smelly

 

[Tilda]

I bet the womans thing would be smelly

Cyfr, try not to be a berk.
I have no problem with women trying to piss standing, but the motheres against thing just strikes me as stupid. Dont people have better things to do with their time rather than try to make people sit down to piss?

Tilda

 

[Lakih]

ummm... dunno about the "peeing cone" but im all for sitting while pissing

 

[Sigurd]

Legendary.

 

[Ezteq]

for crying out loud thats gotta be a joke site right?? the pee sitting one i mean, the girly standy up peeing thing was actually quite good i mean how many of the gal's out there have been caught short whilst out hiking, nipped over to a nearby wall of hedge to pee and here comes the problem! if your wearing a skirt then less problems occur but heres how it goes (i hear<cough>)
-need a pee "ahh crap im in a FIELD!!"
-find a clump of trees to go hide in.
-unbutton shorts/trousers drop em to ankles and realise they going to get pee'd on when your coopy.
-coopy down and shoot straight back up again trying to spot a doc leaf to aid that nasty nettle sting!.
-try again, coopy, shoot up, remove the bramble from your arse and squat for final time.
-ahhh start peeing bliss....wait whats this, oh no its going on your shoe!!
-do the shoe dodgers dance shuffling feet further and further out to the sides and trying to keep stream central.
-finally the ordeal is over, you pull up shorts/trousers, give your shoes a quick rub down with some grass, rub your injured bottom (those nettles really hurt) and just as your getting up to head back to your hike you notice a pair of eyes in the hedge, beneath these eyes is a scowel....its only a flipping soldier camoflaged up out on a wilderness survival exercise and you just pee'd on him!!!
all things considered guys you got it easy!!!!

 

[Jaem-]

hmm, some people don't have much better things to do.

Tho I'm kind of worried that this "group" of women have penis enargement adverts on that page :S

 

[Mojo]

Well i am pretty sure i have seen the cone mentioned a a few times on TV, one occasions was in reference to glastonbury festivel so im pretty sure it's legit.

The other one, sounds stupid enough to be a joke site, but then some people are pretty dumb and have to much time.

 

[Tilda]

The cone is legit, there are some other sites out there with similar products.

 

[Amelyn]

seriously.. wtf?

 

[cHodAX]

What next? An arse cone for after you have had a curry?

 

[Archeon]

MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. Who cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife?

I stopped reading at this point, just another 'feminist' trying to fight to good fight and making an idiot of herself - and yes. If you havn't caught on. I'm the one who cleans the bathrooms, so i'll damn well pee any way I want!

Idiots like this (male and female) need to be neutered to keep their stupid gene's out of the pool.

...what can I say, i'm passionate about my right to pee while standing.

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[sibanac]

They used to hand out the cones over here on big festivals,
So they are legit but wernt all to popular
(read most ended up as beer funnels )

 

[Vesania]

The cone style things are a legitimate aid for female urination in cases of post-operative recovery where the patient isn't able to move from a prone position (if you've ever tried peeing into a bed pan, you'll sympathise), not to mention also in homes for the elderly etc.

Music festivals etc though? I think someone went a bit keen with the marketing budget...

 

[sibanac]

Music festivals etc though? I think someone went a bit keen with the marketing budget...

The thinking behind it seemed to be, that since the lines at the ladys are always longer then the gents the less prude girls could cut the lines and go to che gents (or the closest tree ofc)

 

[eggy]

ROFL

Wicked idea!

Now even women can go to the lav, one hand on cock (cone), other on pint of beer. Multitasking is the way forward.

GO GO, in fact fuck this I'm gonna order some for my gf

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I seem to remember a while ago that some women were against the use of a certain sexual implement as it was "Unholy" and "Against nature". The implement was ofc, the "strap-on" and it caused an uproar for about 3 months when women learned what it was for. Kind of a similare argument here, except without good reason.

 

[Jaem-]

I think the cone is a good idea, not heard or seen them before tho, would have thought boots or superdrug would sell something as usefull, seems marketing isn't that good.

 

[chipper]

What next? An arse cone for after you have had a curry?

if it means you stop decorating the underside of your ass with runny shit and lav water im all for it


p.s. if youve had a hot curry you know where im comin from