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throdgrain

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So, yesterday I go into the toilet at work, quite a manky damp place by the way, and I'm sitting on the bog as you do, and I reach behind me, not looking, to get the bog roll.

Round into my lap I bring the bog roll, and sitting on top of it is this -

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Made me jump I can tell you, I think our book keeper lady might of actually died :D
 

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Sweet Mary, a flying bog roll!
 

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Thats its booster tank. It's the space shuttle of the moth world, so clearly obsolete
 

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Actually looking at the picture, there does not seem to be a lot of paper left on it to wipe one's arse....
 

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I'm just surprised you found a living animal and didn't shoot it.
 

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I'm just surprised you found a living animal and didn't shoot it.

To be fair if I found that moth thing near me I would have nuked it, (from orbit, only way to be sure).
 

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I make my girlfriend deal with them like a real man. :D

She quite likes moths and bugs and stuff like that mostly so doesn't have any issue grabbing them and plonking them somewhere pleasant. I'm basically just giving her a gift.
 

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It was kipping really, I put it on that empty bog roll and took it to the workshop to show me chums :)

Last thing I took out of that toilet was a kidney stone I passed years ago. I was so pleased I fished it out the toilet bowl and took it to the workshop. I said look at this, it came out of me knob, then tried to put it in my mates tea.

I'm a classy kind of guy :D
 

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It was kipping really, I put it on that empty bog roll and took it to the workshop to show me chums :)

Last thing I took out of that toilet was a kidney stone I passed years ago. I was so pleased I fished it out the toilet bowl and took it to the workshop. I said look at this, it came out of me knob, then tried to put it in my mates tea.

I'm a classy kind of guy :D

Ace! :D

Fucking made up you are back where you belong as well me old mucker, all we need now is me back at the video shop and all will once again be in balance.
 

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Ace! :D

Fucking made up you are back where you belong as well me old mucker, all we need now is me back at the video shop and all will once again be in balance.

And irc and your mates web cam on your customers :)
 

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And irc and your mates web cam on your customers :)

YEAH!!

I got the webcam on my stalker for Leggy, he liked her the weird jock. I also showed babs me throwing a Happy Hippo at a little twat on the computers, that was fun as well.

Man I miss those days :(
 

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Ack, fucking hate moths and that bastard is a big one. Saw a few monsters in South Africa though, one was the size of a fucking bat. :(
 

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We had a bee at work the other day that flew off with one of the lads, he was a skinny chap, but all the same, impressive.
 

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A few weeks ago my dad hung out one of his suits to get aired, next day he noticed some pieces of silk beneath it and as he opened the suit this came out,

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3.5 cm of wasp. Had cut out about 2 dm of cloth in the lining.
 

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Moths creep me out.

same for me, I just dont like them touching me! I hate in the summer when you turn your light off, get into bed and they go up your back <shudder> and they leave like a dust residue horrible!

We've got one down the side of our house, my mum's adamant it's a bat but it is not :p it's bright red, very odd!
 

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