Most fun EVER

[old.ZonithWymkeeper]

Never laughed as much as when i found this list while looking for a daoc replacement =D

http://www.darkfirerpg.com/buglist.html

 

[Sarnat]

So what was so funny?

If you look at the main page, it looks pretty damn shit... even the page is done from a single image... like... umm that's even worse than DAoC EU flash crap!

 

[Trahg]

I, aswell, don't understand what's so funny... they gotta start somewhere

 

[leviathane]

and whats funny?? :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

 

[vindicat0r]

Maybe he thinks the fact that they list all these huge amounts of faults and have the odd tick in a box, the tick meaning it fixed, which brings him to the relaisation that daoc isnt so bad ....... in comparasion to that piece of shit game that is.

 

[Danya]

Err about half are ticked. TBH I don't really find reading bug lists exciting, reminds me too much of work...

 

[old.ZonithWymkeeper]

Well some of the funny parts:

Healing / regeneration loop
(unique party trick)

don’t allow player to use an attack skill on themselves

don’t give xp if I kill myself
(gives a new ring to "spawn camping" eh?)

test - disallow casting two spells at once - server side
(did some1 say pbaoe?)

on other player death - play death animation then delete that character
(imagine this in daoc with a lvl 50 char =) )

make sure food/water does not apply to NPC
(wonder how many died before he figured that one out)

allow merchants to buy items from players
(lets hope he doesnt wanna buy that legion vest)

 

[Sarnat]

It's a beta... I bet DAoC dev bug list was full of the same bugs/design faults.

 

[Damon_D]

Maybe get out more often ??

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by old.ZonithWymkeeper
Well some of the funny parts:

<snip>

Hilarious I'm sure.

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Heh, well, anyone who's ever coded something knows there will be bugs to correct Early versions tend to have massive amounts of bugs

 

[adari]

err, right

 

[old.ZonithWymkeeper]

damn u guys are cheesy.....if it doesnt come inna DVD box with a XXX sign and a donkey on the front it aint funny eh?

 

[SilverHood]

This is funny (see offtopic)

 

[Fafnir]

Well it looks like crap anyway. Ohhhh i want to play a rpg with big yellow arrows on the screen.

http://www.darkfirerpg.com/golem.jpg

 

[Danya]

Graphics look a bit late 90s.

 

[Trahg]

Originally posted by SilverHood
This is funny (see offtopic)

Rofl! That's pure evil!

 

[Trahg]

Btw, *jumps back on topic*, sure it's some funny bugs... but it's kind of like laughing at some artist drawing the first line of a sketch and saying "oh my, wtf is that line you just drew supposed to be?"

ok, that simile probably didn't make any sense, but i think i made my point anyway

 

[xplo]

Daoc looked like that in the early beta stages, I think these guys can make something great out of it, but it won't be big commercial.

 

[vindicat0r]

Originally posted by SilverHood
This is funny (see offtopic)

LOL!! quality stuff

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by SilverHood
This is funny (see offtopic)

lol

Korvy, so when you getting married matey?

 

[Pi0z]

Originally posted by Fafnir
Well it looks like crap anyway. Ohhhh i want to play a rpg with big yellow arrows on the screen.

http://www.darkfirerpg.com/golem.jpg

I dunno what's worse, being stuck in front of that shitty Golem or being constantly reminded that you are out of drink..

 

[Hargh]

Hello Pies.

Weas.

 

[Pi0z]

Lo Weas, what level are ye now?

 

[acei]

They aren't at version 1 meaning it's still alpha/beta they're bound to have ALOT of bugs.