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adams901
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Why are there so many inbred fucks in the world, and why do I have to live next door to two of them.
I got home from work today and the fuckers decided they were going to have a bonfire, normally I don’t care but any loser would think twice before lighting a bonfire in this heat when the wind is blowing in the direction of not only your own house but your neighbours. I don’t know what the fucktards are burning but the smell is nasty.
As the wind is blowing in my direction I have had to close all the windows and doors on the back of house, something I didn’t want to be doing in this heat. I just looked out the window and the C*nt is still out there burning stuff, my windows are still closed and the temperature in the house as a result is about 85C.
I feel so mad I feel like going next door and shoving his head up his arse, as that would be taking things a little too far I am trying to control my anger and think of other was to get revenge. So far I have 3 ideas….
1) Turn the hose on and soak the fucker, this would make me feel better knowing he was at the receiving end, and it would also take care of the bonfire.
2) Leave the dog in the garden all night, this would result in it barking all night and hopefully the fucker next door wont get any sleep (I sure as fuck know I wont because its too damn hot with all the windows closed)
3) Wait until he has his next BBQ and light a bonfire of my own, I may even buy some tyres to burn just so he can suffer that little bit more, of course the conditions have to be right, the wind needs to be blowing in his direction and it has to be hot so he can cook in his house like I am.
Well I'm happy I got that off my chest, now I will just sit here and get more wound up by this mans thoughtless selfish inbred actions.
I got home from work today and the fuckers decided they were going to have a bonfire, normally I don’t care but any loser would think twice before lighting a bonfire in this heat when the wind is blowing in the direction of not only your own house but your neighbours. I don’t know what the fucktards are burning but the smell is nasty.
As the wind is blowing in my direction I have had to close all the windows and doors on the back of house, something I didn’t want to be doing in this heat. I just looked out the window and the C*nt is still out there burning stuff, my windows are still closed and the temperature in the house as a result is about 85C.
I feel so mad I feel like going next door and shoving his head up his arse, as that would be taking things a little too far I am trying to control my anger and think of other was to get revenge. So far I have 3 ideas….
1) Turn the hose on and soak the fucker, this would make me feel better knowing he was at the receiving end, and it would also take care of the bonfire.
2) Leave the dog in the garden all night, this would result in it barking all night and hopefully the fucker next door wont get any sleep (I sure as fuck know I wont because its too damn hot with all the windows closed)
3) Wait until he has his next BBQ and light a bonfire of my own, I may even buy some tyres to burn just so he can suffer that little bit more, of course the conditions have to be right, the wind needs to be blowing in his direction and it has to be hot so he can cook in his house like I am.
Well I'm happy I got that off my chest, now I will just sit here and get more wound up by this mans thoughtless selfish inbred actions.
