L_Plates
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2003
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
> morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
> amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
> interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
> but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
> friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must
> be a sign from God!"
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
> us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
> Then she hands the bottle to the man.
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
> then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately
> puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you
> having any?"
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
> Women are clever, evil bitches.
> Don't mess with them.
> morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
> amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's
> interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
> but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
> friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must
> be a sign from God!"
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
> us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
> Then she hands the bottle to the man.
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
> then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately
> puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you
> having any?"
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
> Women are clever, evil bitches.
> Don't mess with them.
