Moo Jokes

[Wazzerphuk]

Q. Who does Moo call when he move house?
A. The Remooval Van!!

"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing striped cows"
"Have you seen a pyschiatrist?"
"No, only striped cows!"

Q. What do you call a cow that's wearing a jumper?
A. A Jersey!

Q. What do you call a cow that isn't wearing a jumper?
A. A Fresian!

Q. What do you call a cow playing a Guitar?
A. A Moo-Sician!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec a nice...
Dairylea Triangle!

©Dairylea.

 

[Testin da Cable]

m00

 

[Summo]

Wish we had the option to delete threads.

 

[Summo]

m00

 

[shabazz]

me0w

 

[old.Jas]

The internet was originally used by intellectuals to transfer data about their studies.

Look at the new low we have achieved

 

[Embattle]

And in your case Jas look who has now managed to use it

 

[Embattle]

BTW
































Moo

 

[old.Jas]

Hahahahaha

 

[Wij]

m00

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Erm... lol.

It seemed like a good idea posting this last night

 

[Ch3tan]

I am very em00tional about the return of the m00

 

[Wij]

fuckin m00ppets !

 

[Moving Target]

m00:cowsleep:

 

[Testin da Cable]

hehe this will never catch on

 

[Ch3tan]

m0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

yeah never catch on, your right.

 

[WPKenny]

*wibble*

 

[Summo]

Heresy!

*persecute*

*stone*

 

[Wij]

*m00*

 

[Testin da Cable]

mooage

 

[bodhi]

Oh god this shite is back.

Moo off with the mooing you bunch of moos

 

[Ch3tan]

m00?

 

[DAN200]

yes Ch3tan, m00

 

[Sir Frizz]

for the sake of MysTiC G...?ooW

 

[Embattle]

You Mooed?

 

[Summo]

m00lin Rouge

 

[Sir Frizz]

the m00dy blues

:/

 

[xenon2000]

O1d 5k00l!!!

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PS. I didn't just write that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by xenon2000

I didn't just write that.

you live the m00

 

[Testin da Cable]

PS. Moo