Monday Joke

[Dreamor]

Made me laugh

A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over and says "sorry mate, but
u have 'yellow 24', a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow
and u have 24 hours to live. There's nothing i can do for you- just go home
and enjoy your final precious moments on earth".
So he trudges home to wifey,and breaks the news.Distaught, she asks him to
accompany her to bingo that night so he can experience her idea of a night
out, as he has never been before.
He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners- prize £350, and then gets a line
and wins£200.
He also calls for full house- and wins a grand.
The national comes up and he wins a further £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him on the stage, and says "son-i've never seen you in
here before in my life, but you won 4 corners,any line, full house and the
national- i've never met anyone so lucky".
"Lucky??" he screamed "lucky i'll have u know i've got yellow 24".
"BLOW ME DOWN" says the bingo caller "you've won the raffle as well"

 

[Lamp]

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

 

[Commandment]

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

thats so sick but so funny