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[Calaen]

Lies I eat with my hands and everything!!

 

[tris-]

I just mash my face on the plate and hope at least some it goes in my mouth.

 

[TdC]

Lies I eat with my hands and everything!!

doubtful

I just mash my face on the plate and hope at least some it goes in my mouth.

more accurate. also, that's reasonably accurate for me eating pizza too :/ perhaps I am more geordie than I thought? future researchers will discover that geordies are actually the remnants of the Celts, and I am of the euro faction

 

[Calaen]

doubtful

I added everything for a reason

 

[TdC]

well, Will claims he can pick things off the ground with his co><. maybe you are similar?

 

[CorNokZ]

Everything I pick up from the floor is by the help of my awesome anus

 

[TdC]

you work like a vacuum cleaner? or you just drag your arse across the floor a lot?

 

[CorNokZ]

It all started when I was a toddler.. My alcholic father had passed out on the floor with beer cans all around him. As I had just learned to walk, I was making my way around naked in the living room exploring(I was naked because mom was out whoring on a streetcorner and cba to change my diaper so I just shat and pissed whenever/where ever). I passed my drunken dad to reach the only living thing in our living room, the potted plant, to eat some dirt

I'm almost at my goal so I reach out for the delicious dirt, but in my eager and shitty balance at the time, I fall backwards instead of diving straight into the dirt

*FLOOP*

The most amazing thing happened! It was even better than eating dirt! I had fallen straight down onto an entire can of beer my smashed up father had dropped on the floor when he passed out!

And that's how it all started

 

[TdC]

many things have suddenly become clear to me o0

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah I know lol.. Who eats dirt?

 

[TdC]

paint maybe, glue deffo, dirt is a nono though. it's dirty

 

[CorNokZ]

I know! Kids do crazy stuff lol

This was my first Roskilde Festival with my parents at the age of 3

 

[Sparx]

B2 and i call eachother motherfuckers all the time...but we do it with love.

to me its not so much of an insult (I mean I grew up watching eddie murphy saying it every 10 seconds in most of his movies) more of a catchphrase

i lost track of the things my gf calls me, its funny. I do call her a post op trannie all the time. Id rather be rude than have to walk on egg shells incase she gets upset by something. And i would get bored of the sickly sweet stuff too.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl we do the sickly sweet stuff...but it's usually followed by a motherfucker so it'll be like

aww i wubs you fuckwit

love you too mothafucka

 

[Cozak]

this is what comes of it tris-

I motion that tris- gets a custom title Failing Geordie

This.
So close, just not quite close enough to qualify tris!!

 

[Ezteq]

Teedles, can you change your avitar back to your tiiiiny banana please? that girl looks like the alien and she's scaring me


is a really little mouth just about to come out of her mouth and start gnashing at stuff?


don't answer it, i'm too scared.


is it?

 

[TdC]

Teedles, can you change your avitar back to your tiiiiny banana please?

no. you coveted my bananana and this is what comes of it

 

[Bahumat]

It all started when I was a toddler.. My alcholic father had passed out on the floor with beer cans all around him. As I had just learned to walk, I was making my way around naked in the living room exploring(I was naked because mom was out whoring on a streetcorner and cba to change my diaper so I just shat and pissed whenever/where ever). I passed my drunken dad to reach the only living thing in our living room, the potted plant, to eat some dirt

I'm almost at my goal so I reach out for the delicious dirt, but in my eager and shitty balance at the time, I fall backwards instead of diving straight into the dirt

*FLOOP*

The most amazing thing happened! It was even better than eating dirt! I had fallen straight down onto an entire can of beer my smashed up father had dropped on the floor when he passed out!

And that's how it all started

This post makes me wanna be Danish!

 

[Ezteq]

dammit!

I need another bananana to covet, someone post a pic of their banananana so I can covet it STAT!

 

[Bahumat]

here ya go

Spoiler

 

[Ezteq]

can I touch it?? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?


*covets*

 

[Bahumat]

can I touch it?? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?


*covets*

ah go on then missy!

 

[Ezteq]

:touch:

aaaaaaaah

 

[Bahumat]

It's all mushy now

 

[TdC]

that means Ez did it right