Might as well give it a go.......

[Mr B]

Just wanted to see if it does smileys

8)

 

[Warfy]

Only if you don't post any more of those bloody awful jokes matey.



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[Mr B]

This bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile up his arse.....

etc...

 

[Warfy]

"Two drinks and make it snappy..."?



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[Trojan1]

I still like the old one though. I tend to like viewing the list of new messages so its nice and quick.
However, i'm hooked on this board now.

I wanna get my member status now!!

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[Mincer]

which ones work, lets try them all out

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[OxTales]

This all looks strangely familiar - but in green

Bored - shall we go for 100!

[TJD]OxTales

 

[RedVenom]

Yay. A webboard thats quite nice. People might actually use it

Red

 

[rauper]

Woooooooo more Mr B jokes!!!!!!!!!!

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[Skeeve]

Why don't you ask bw nicely for a jokes forum so your fans know where to look and those choosing to be grumpy can avoid it when they want to.

 

[Skeeve]

Not a joke but quite funny I thought.

"After being charged 20 pounds for a 10 pounds overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to "Yorkshire Bank Plc are Fascist bastards". The Bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr Bastards has asked
them to repay the 69p balance by cheque, made out in his new name."

 

[Raven]

LOL skeeve

 

[Raven]

arrgh i like normal smileys =}

 

[Skeeve]

One more piece of random drivel while I avoid work.

Some Countries are just Crazy !


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a womans genitals, but
is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must
be covered
at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husbands lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the
first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (Presumably this was a big
enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."

 

[Warfy]

Where's Guam?

And do I need a work permit?

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[Mr B]

Just remember though....

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[Skeeve]

Guam is island somewhere in pacific ocean, that sounds like your sort of job does it froggie?

 

[Mincer]

hmm, what qualifications do you need?

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[Skeeve]

Who knows but I bet the queue for the job has already reached mainland uk by now.

 

[Skeeve]

Who knows but I bet the queue for the job has already reached mainland uk by now.

 

[Trojan1]

Heh, i think im much too l8 to post a reply to this message

.

Hmmm, i think i'm due for a vacation, anyone know how much a plane ticket is to Guam?

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[Trojan1]

Heh, i think im much too l8 to post a reply to this message

.

Hmmm, i think i'm due for a vacation, anyone know how much a plane ticket is to Guam?

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[Trojan1]

Shite, i wasn't taking the pish then Skeeve - i hit the back button before it had auto forwarded and thought that it had't submitted

. Wont make that mistake again.

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[GordonJ]

I was going to write something but I can't remember what it was, too early in the morning to think

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[Exocet]

Smileys with noses still work tho.

What's the pay like for that job in Guam?

[GA]
[KT] Exocet

 

[Mincer]

Who cares about the PAY?

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[Stu]

;0

;D
:/

 

[Rumpy]

Well time for me to spout drivel on a nice shiney new Boradroom

)

Ayup fellow sad gits

 

[Skeeve]

This is a messageboard not a boardroom.

 

[SimbobX]

lo Rumpy mate.
nope not got nothin' to say, but thought I'd put a smiley up anyway

So when do the LPB/HPB slanging matches start?