Mid attack diverted on piss up in sheffield

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SingerOfSoul

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on the 17/05/03 in the early hours of the morning a group of Mid's was repulsed by a group of intoxicated Hib's

The zerg happened at the quiet bar of Maxes Westend Bar in Sheffield at approximately 1:30am

A group of 2 trolls 1dwarf and 2minstrels attacked a peaceful gathering of Hib's 1 tank 1 enchanter 1 druid 1 bard 1 eldrich, the odds where stacked against the Hib’s as the Mid’s where of much higher level ( felt a zerg comijng on)

The altercation happened between 1 Bard (soulslayer) and one of the mid trolls, this broke out into to a full blown Melee and they were ejected from the establishment they where in.

This fight turned into a full zerg against the lone druid.

First to the scene to aid the defending druid was an enchanter (Vulcan) who gave the troll 4 powerful blasts which weakend the troll, seeing this the second troll attacked the enchanter who automatically PB’ed his attacking foe with headbutt.

Unfortunately after this powerful PB attack the enchanter lost his footing and fell to the ground. (Good thing he had MOW 5)
Enraged at the attack of his caster the druid (Barakus) flew into a rage and gave the over powered toll 2 taunting blows that sent the troll reeling to the floor.

During this time the 2 minstrels and 1 dwarf who where coming to the aid of the 2 trolls where engaged by the Hib hero (Doozer) and prevented them from healing there dazed comrades.

The bard (Soulslayer) who by this time was on the defensive blocking blows by the mid troll was helped by his eldritch brethren (Spudgie) who bolted the troll from behind but this only enraged the troll who put out a full assault on the cloth wearing elf the poor Eldritch put up the best fight he could poking at the troll with his staff, but it was to no avail as the troll began beating down on him, to his aid came the bard (Soulslayer) who gave the troll 3 devastating blows which surly broke bones.

After this the higher level Mid’s retreated being shoed off by a final barrage of PB’s from the Enchanter (Vulcan).

Unfortunately to the dispair of the Hib’s, there running attack on the retreating Mid’s was halted by 3 GM’s dressed in blue and yellow waist coats and driving a stripped cart and the Battle came to an end.

Although the Hib’s where victorious, they had taken a casualty and there Eldritch friend (Spudgie) had to be rezz’ed by /anon:

List of injuries:

Spudgie (Eldrich) Part of right ear being reattached as I type this.

Soulslayer (Bard) Knuckles replacement and shin buff, very badly broken skin on throat. and is bitching about loss of con on Jerkin button

Vulcan (Enchanter) Slight knuckle damage, abrasion of right eye, and lump on noggin from headbutting said Mids. Piss wet through Robe and underwear totally fked

Barakus (Druid) One broken knuckle and bruised ribs, still well pissed and wants to kill

Doozer (Hero) Duration loss on armour due to female attack,
(in need of armourcrafter.)

Kryx (Eldritch) Stood and missed everyything due to trim smell at the bar

This is a Real Life account of a battle held in Sheffield town centre on daoc does Sheffield.

Patch 1.70 Bar Brawl in Sheffield :)
 
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Arnor

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:ROFLMAO:


crazy hibs :D



Piss wet through Robe and underwear totally fked


and what did happ..... no wait, I honestly dont wanna know why :p
 
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Urme the Legend

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Too bad Minstrels aren't mids :great: Otherwise nice ;)
 
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old.Nol

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did you steal a bicycle again?

last time this happened, Soul stole a bicycle snd cycled hom pissed at speed song 5 ... :eek:
 
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swords

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Waaay nothing like some good Northern bar fightin!

It's just not the same walking around Guildford and not seeing random fighting and thugs with knives...sometimes i miss Doncaster i realy do.
 
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-Dreama-

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Mistrels aren't mids? Wiat a sec, Paladins are tho right? And Sorcerers, and clerics, and infils right?
They're not? Well, then why did I see a group of minstrels pallys sorcs and infils singing in the shower with a bunch of burly troll types? Eww!;)
 
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SingerOfSoul

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DEM HIBBIES DEY BE STRONG!!!

Aftermath:-

The part of spuds ear cant be re-attached but he's stitched and bitching cos they sont be let out til 2morro
 
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Gray-CF

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gah you guys having all the fun without meh! :(


why didnt spud just drop one and AoE DOT em? :)
 
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SingerOfSoul

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IP+purge was down and i used insta to stop 2 lurvly laydees 5mins before :eek:
 
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Novamir

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saltymcpepper

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what was the range on bard aoe lul again nova?
 
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Demolay

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Methinks forcing chanters down press one button Mana line dont help IRL as i've seen the size of Vulcs twatting hands ROFL booom big up Light chanter fists lol

Good luck with the lobe Spudge u need em for the ladies to nibble !!
 
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FredaOfAxiom

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I dunno I cant leave you guys for 5 mins!..... Sounds like a usual Vulcan run into Emain :lol:
 
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Spudgie

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B'STARDS lol :clap:

Troll must've seen the elph sign above mi head and thought "Go for da ear'oles!"

In the words of my g/f, "Trusted you to go on the piss and look wot happens. You lot arent fit to be let out" :p

Proud to be hibbie - Only 1 elph casualty from this group v group battle, got 1-shotted in typical caster style. Troll must've had high resists or a thick skull cos my dd's to his mush didnt seem to do much. Especially after I got interrupted after a critical miss and got a fistful of sheffield tarmac.
 
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FredaOfAxiom

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Originally posted by Demolay
Eyup Fred chuck /kiss

<<<GG

GG! me little fruit bat! :clap: Missed you guys! Im a working girl now ;)
 
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Demolay

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You could have worded that a bit better Fred lol but gratzy!!

GG
 
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swords

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i haven't heard a proper Eyup in such a long time...

/em wipes a tear from his eye...
i can't wait to get back home, im going to the Jitsu club at Shef uni muahahaha!
 
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Demolay

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Think you need to sign Spudgie up for some lessons lol

Sithee youth
 

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