Merry Chrimble, you Deviants, Miscreants, and Wijs.

[Damini]

I'm heading off to my parents today with the Kenny in tow for much feasting, crap sky television, opening of prezzies, Dad's attempt at Baldurs Gate, Mum's glee at a full nest, and to also be reunited with my much missed cats. Since my parents only have dial up (that's, like, so 1998!) it's probably easier for me to say my christmas wibbles now.

I wish you all a lovely christmas, and I hope 2005 is nicer to you than this year was, or just as nice as this year was if you're the contented type. May your women be oddly flexible (and possibly double jointed), may your beer be the perfect temperature and in plentiful amounts, may your turkey not reveal a frozen core, or a pool of blood after five hours cooking, may your presents not disappoint too openly (or if they do, come with a reciept), and may 2005 be flooded with a new trend that sees posh people forsake gucci doggie coats, and fashion their own from Bacofoil.

So wibble, and m00, and all things festive. And don't forget to stock up on your REVERSE CALORY WATER to help dissolve the christmas dinner fat remnants. Cyfr will sell you some if you're short.

 

[TdC]

merry chrimbo D, and young Kenny too! have fun!!

much christmas sentiment to you both from "yer, teh fellah in Dutchland"


-Andrew, amazing person (rtd)

 

[Jupitus]

And a very Messy Christmas to you too

 

[pcg79]

meeeeerrrrrrryyyy christmas

 

[Wazzerphuk]

merry chrimbo D, and young Kenny too! have fun!!

much christmas sentiment to you both from "yer, teh fellah in Dutchland"


-Andrew, amazing person (retard)

Aye Merry grumble and all that.

 

[throdgrain]

Dont get squashed or killed

 

[Driwen]

Happy christmas

 

[Wij]

"Merry Xmas Lou, in Sickness and in Health and all who sail in you."

"And a Merry Christmas one and all", added the greengrocer to the crowd below as he closed the shutters on his shop for a well deserved day off.

The greengorocer smiled to himself and thought, "If only they had known that there would have been no Christmas at all if wasn't for... The Magic Parsnip of Olde Victorian London Town."

 

[Driwen]

"Merry Xmas Lou, in Sickness and in Health and all who sail in you."

all who sail in you??

I dont think sail is meant here as the term im sailing with my sailboat, right? (as you arent wishing Lou to have people sail IN her, right?)

 

[Catsby]

Catsby would like to share his favourtie Christmas quip:


"Hah, bumhug"

 

[TdC]

It's my studied opinion that Damini can do just about anything. If she wishes to become a boat, I guess that she'll have to work a little harder than normal but I'm sure she'll manage it

 

[Damini]

My over weightness does aid buoyancy...

 

[Wij]

Epilogue:-

As old Mr Tuffle was making his way through the Olde Kent Ginnel to the fifth orphanage on his list he almost dropped his mulled pigeons into the crisp snow beneath his feet. Just off in the distance under a the rusty Cobbler's sign he could see Mrs Frettipink popping her head into the window of a carriage which had just stopped, seemingly on her account. After a few words of conversation she stepped inside and the carriage sped off. Mr Tuffle blushed the kind of crimson that would make one suspect a cholera case before straightening his shoes and smiling. "At least that's one old orphan who won't be empty tonight", he thought to his hands and then blew them with his mouth as he shivered towards his the end of his Olde Christmas Adventure...

 

[Brynn]

Merry Christmas to one and all

 

[Mazling]

Merry Xmas you horde of assorted lamers and wallhacks, you.

 

[Tom]

Epilogue:-

As old Mr Tuffle was making his way through the Olde Kent Ginnel to the fifth orphanage on his list he almost dropped his mulled pigeons into the crisp snow beneath his feet. Just off in the distance under a the rusty Cobbler's sign he could see Mrs Frettipink popping her head into the window of a carriage which had just stopped, seemingly on her account. After a few words of conversation she stepped inside and the carriage sped off. Mr Tuffle blushed the kind of crimson that would make one suspect a cholera case before straightening his shoes and smiling. "At least that's one old orphan who won't be empty tonight", he thought to his hands and then blew them with his mouth as he shivered towards his the end of his Olde Christmas Adventure...

heh, wheres that from?

 

[Trem]

Have a good one Louz0r and Kennyz0r.

The rest of you lot can have an ok Christmas as well I guess.

See you on the other side......or tomorrow if I'm bored.

 

[Lazarus]

all who sail in you??

I dont think sail is meant here as the term im sailing with my sailboat, right? (as you arent wishing Lou to have people sail IN her, right?)

mmm....Wij hasnt even mentioned the connection between Sailing and Seamen.

Have a good one guys

 

[Gurnox]

That's one of the nicest christmas wishes I've ever read Damini. Have a good one too dude. And everybody else for that matter, be as pissed/stoned/cream bunned off yer taters as you want to be and don't let anyone get you down.

Erm.... Man.

 

[RandomBastard]

Merry Wibble to all and to all a good christmas.
(May the turkey be strong in you)
etc etc

Oh yeah and remember, why risk a christmas hangover? Stay drunk till new years!

 

[Wij]

heh, wheres that from?

Um, my mind

 

[NaveT]

Merry Christmas and have a good new year. You guys have kept me entertained for most of the year.....from an avid lurker.

 

[Bodhi]

Merry christmas you bunch of cum-dribbling slags you. I hope you all get what you deserve this Xmas.


So for Trem this would be lots of happiness, joy and another roll of Bacofoil.




HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

 

[babs]

Merry Christmas Perverts.

p.s. Wij's Christmas Epic must continue.

 

[Xtro]

aye merry chrimble and all that bollocks altho I must say I'm really looking forward to this one (tips hat to new girlie).

Lou, I'll get those SH pics to you after xmas, sorry for being a lazy fucker

 

[itcheh]

Merry Christmas one and all!

Now Wij - keep writing your Christmas short story - we want to see more!

 

[.Wilier.]

Yeah, have a Verry Merry all of you, I cant wait until tomorrow morning....the look on those girls faces when they see Ive pawned all theyre pressies.......

 

[JBP|]

Hope you all have a good one

Merry Christmas

 

[Tilda]

Happy Christmas Lou and Kenny
Dont forget to make turkey and orange soup with the carcase!

Happy Christmas to everybody else too!

Tilda

 

[SoWat]

I hope everyone has a great Christmas and an even better New Year.

I'd ask that during the frenzy that is Christmas Day, we all spare a thought for those, all over the world, less fortunate than ourselves... and maybe even resolve to make a difference next year.