Med-School.

[Overdriven]

First-yearstudents at MedSchool were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.



The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his
mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the buttof the dead body and sucking on it.


When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

 

[Jeriraa]

Thats is GROSS!!! (I like it.)

 

[cazno]

owned!;D

 

[Vladamir]

Haha, nice one

 

[Ati]

You have to love steven fry

good find

 

[Outlander]

posted for the 50th time.

still amusing though I guess

 

[Gaino]

roflol :worthy:

 

[Urgluf]

haha

 

[DocWolfe]

heard it before of guess what... my mate who does medicine at uni

 

[Biggilus]

looool I did a very similar thing to some student nurses, dispsticking a urine sample i knew was form a diabetic patient, stuck my middle finger in and licked my index, 'mmm bit sweet that, bet glucose is in it'
of course there was and they both believed i did that to this very day

didnt make them do it though, probably should have done

 

[Jeriraa]

looool I did a very similar thing to some student nurses, dispsticking a urine sample i knew was form a diabetic patient, stuck my middle finger in and licked my index, 'mmm bit sweet that, bet glucose is in it'
of course there was and they both believed i did that to this very day

didnt make them do it though, probably should have done

Tasting the patients urine was actually a form of diagnostics back in the late middle age.

 

[Biggilus]

maybe so but this was dark cloudy and had bits floating in it

not that normal urine is any more appealing to me....

also stank!

 

[evzy]

Gawd havent heard that in years... still is a good gross joke

Reminds me of the time I was fingering this goat and the farmer caught me and the police turned up and......erm.... ah well ...never mind ..forget I said anything