McCartney divorce settlement

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Poor Heather because she only got 24.3 mil she can not afford to send her daughter on first class flights anymore. They cost 17k a time and she flys 5 times a year. Paul is such a cold hearted bastard!
 

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Umm, isn't it quite a little sum of money for that guy?

Kinda like slapping a "pay 50/month for them!" on an average joe.

Oh and, with that kind of money, if you wouldn't give your daughter that sort of cash/year anyhoo, well....screw you.
 

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Old macca got screwed for £24 million plus he has to pay his own daughter £35,000 a year to the bloody child herself, that is before all the school fees and maintance. Absolutley insane.


When you've got £825 million, is it?
 

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Umm, isn't it quite a little sum of money for that guy?

Kinda like slapping a "pay 50/month for them!" on an average joe.

No he still pays an undisclosed amount in maintance for the kid but he also has to pay the child herself £35,000 a year to a 4 year old child! The judge must be fucking barmy.
 

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When you've got £825 million, is it?

The court evaluated all his assets at £400 million and of course he should have to pay alot of maintance for the childs upbringing but why does he have to pay the child herself £35,000?
 

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If i'm not mistaken, if a fateher/mother pays a child, or is mandated to pay, the parent left to care the child does not get the money. So, it's a good thing?
 

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If I were the judge, i'd have had someone appointed to go through receipts. First time that cash got use for anything other than the kid (i.e. her charities) then i'd have the settlement cut to fuck all and the kid handed over to Macca. She did fuck all for his career, and we all know it. I'd have said "Money for the child only, and a meager cash settlement for her. He's allowed unrestricted access, and the first time you fuck up missus, she taken off you and handed over to sir paul."

Not to sound heartless or anything but they were only married 4 years, only have ONE child together, and only has her charity work as her so called 'claim to fame', as well as a model for wooden legs apparently.

She did nothing to enhance his fortune, and I don't see why she's staking a claim to any of it. I will however guarantee that she'll be there, a fake tear in her eye, when he dies and she's at the reading of the will. She'll probobly contest it in court if she gets nothing.
 

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If i'm not mistaken, if a fateher/mother pays a child, or is mandated to pay, the parent left to care the child does not get the money. So, it's a good thing?

nope, its payed to the parent IN CARE of the child. The child herself is the bargaining point, NOT the recipricant.

So if Heather Mills decides she wants to live in a 30 room mansion, that money pays for it.
 

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nope, its payed to the parent IN CARE of the child. The child herself is the bargaining point, NOT the recipricant.

So if Heather Mills decides she wants to live in a 30 room mansion, that money pays for it.

Hmm, must be a bit different out there. I'm quite sure in Finland childcare money, is actually monitored a bit.

Then i can see a bit of a "iffy" point to that part. Should be put to a bank account, given to the kid at 18-21, and only for the mother to be allowed to withdraw the necessery amount of cash.

Although, also have to say that with 24mil, alamony is a bit redundant.
 

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How much do you have to have before you get to a billion?

How much money is in the world, approximatly? :)
 

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How much do you have to have before you get to a billion?

How much money is in the world, approximatly? :)

£1000 million if you use the american standard. Worldwide money is many trillions, that is million millions.
 

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well i doubt he minds giving his daughter that money ... im sure it'll go in a closed bank account, no mother would take that and spend it.
 

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Tris has got it, I heard him giggling as he ran off with it.
 

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I'm just curious on how money is generated, as it should be quite constant shouldn't it?

Or is it simply currency fluxuation(sp?) that generates it?
 

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Heather's a fucking gold-mining two-faced lying-slag no-good pig-faced shit-cvnt.
 

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couldnt have put it better myself lamp, i hope her peg leg gets wood worm.
 

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Why oh why was there no Pre Nup?

At least I'm assuming there wasn't.
 

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The court evaluated all his assets at £400 million and of course he should have to pay alot of maintance for the childs upbringing but why does he have to pay the child herself £35,000?

why not? if i had that kind of cash i'd like to make sure my kid had a good start in life.

and as you said, he's good for £400 million... £35000 is what, what he's getting paid to be a guest at david letterman?
 

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why not? if i had that kind of cash i'd like to make sure my kid had a good start in life.

and as you said, he's good for £400 million... £35000 is what, what he's getting paid to be a guest at david letterman?

At a half of that in cash, with a 0.5% interest rate in a bank, he'd still be getting 1 million each...umm..is it yearly or monthly?... in interest so...
 

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aaah dear *wipes tear of laughter away*

and they have the utter nerve to sit there on those charity events saying how awfully dredfully nasty it is that those poor african/indian/[insert poverty stricken group here] children who only have one leg, half an arm and are partially blind because they stepped on a land mine while walking the 20 miles a day to fetch some muddy cholera infested water cant afford to go to school! then they spend ninety squillion quid ensuring that their sprog can fly first class....



umm why not all fly coach and then send the sodding money to those people you pretend to care about you pretentious old fart and you, you money grubbing one legged hooker whome i shall hense fourth call Ileane... or cash and carry depending on how much media time you have taken up and ruined my cartoon schedule!

i hate them, i hate people who have more than enough money then go squeeling like a virgin that theyre hard done by and that really they are eversuch nice people but theyre really misunderstood and have had awfully hard lives *boo hoo* and that they actually need more money...circumstances, victims of etc etc blah blah blah


bastards.
 

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umm why not all fly coach and then send the sodding money to those people you pretend to care about you pretentious old fart.

Thats the problem, she shouldn't be allowed to spend that cash on her charities. The thing is, the money we are talking about is what SHE gets, legally, for being Mrs Macca for four years.

The 35,000 a year is the daughters money. Until we know more, we can't realy say just what cash has been given over for HER and whats there for the care of the child. He's also paying for a nanny too, which makes me wonder just who she actualy answers too?

Its a divorce involving a national icon, so naturally, we're all curios.

Two things that do worry me though, 1) During the interview afterwards she said "everybody knows he's worth 800 million. Erm, I didn't, and more to the point, why is that relevant? 2) He gets to fly first class be she will have to fly coach... So.... she plans to take the kid out of the country....often? To her pet charities? Places that are infested with disease, death and gun totting warlords? Your going to take a girl thats worth millions to countries were kidnapping is part of the national budget? Just HOW often? Who pays for the girls security?

Whose taking bets the first time she leaves the country the kid gets kidnaped and ransomed for millions?
 

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Whose taking bets the first time she leaves the country the kid gets kidnaped and ransomed for millions?


fgs binky dont give this lot ideas!



im just popping out for a while...to....kidnap....baby....McCartney D'oh!!!
 

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