May the force be with you

[Cathos]

hehe, i had heard rumors of this so went to check it out.

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,44141,00.html

i wanna be a jedi!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

It'll fall on a technicality. Afterall, jedi need some puwers and lightsaborer! Dark side --> <-- Pitiful Jedi

 

[Cathos]

the lightsaber is not hard to come by , although it doesn't burn stuff or kill poeple definately very sweet too.

check it out

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=LIGSABVAR

there is also a demo of the lightsabers being used in the dark hehe

now all we gotta do is find some force sensitive poeple on the planet lol

 

[Ezteq]

aww kewel it wakes the whuuuum whuuuum noise!!!

 

[cHodAX]

I am registered as Jedi on the U.K. population census Docwolfe is should be registered as Sith, he has the teeth for it

 

[Cathos]

well lets hope i don't turn to the dark side or chodax will be hunting me down in his jedi robes with a very long noisy lightbulb.

i remember a while back where poeple thought that the force really existed and devoted their life to try and move things without touching em n stuff.

although its seems pretty shit to sit there and try and turn on the telly for hours on end when ya can just walk a few steps and press the button or even use the thing called a remote. lol

 

[Cozak]

the lightsaber is not hard to come by , although it doesn't burn stuff or kill poeple definately very sweet too.

check it out

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=LIGSABVAR

there is also a demo of the lightsabers being used in the dark hehe

now all we gotta do is find some force sensitive poeple on the planet lol

I just spent nearly £150 on that website Eagerly awaiting the arrival of my new toys.

 

[cHodAX]

well lets hope i don't turn to the dark side or chodax will be hunting me down in his jedi robes with a very long noisy lightbulb.

i remember a while back where poeple thought that the force really existed and devoted their life to try and move things without touching em n stuff.

although its seems pretty shit to sit there and try and turn on the telly for hours on end when ya can just walk a few steps and press the button or even use the thing called a remote. lol

I can move things without touching them. I just shout at the girlfriend and she moves them for me

 

[cHodAX]

I just spent nearly £150 on that website Eagerly awaiting the arrival of my new toys.

Nuts but nice one

 

[Ezteq]

aww kewel it wakes the whuuuum whuuuum noise!!!

rofl god dammit just noticed i put wakes meant makes.... got me wubbleyou upside down














<goes off to play>


luke luke save me! whuuuum whuuuum whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

 

[DocWolfe]

I am registered as Jedi on the U.K. population census Docwolfe is should be registered as Sith, he has the teeth for it

you dont complain when you're on the receiving end of them

 

[cHodAX]

you dont complain when you're on the receiving end of them

My cock has no sense of smell...

 

[Ezteq]

Just when you think it cant get any worse......... chodax strikes back!



Lower than a moles foot!
Morals of an ally cat!
Tighter than a crabs bum!





He Is Mole-crab-pussy!!!!

worse than any venerial disease you can imagine




coming to a cinema near you, rated 12a™

 

[cHodAX]

Nah I wouldn't shag anyone below 15....

 

[Ezteq]

lol you edited that from 11 didnt you ya filthy dawg!

 

[cHodAX]

lol you edited that from 11 didnt you ya filthy dawg!

Nah, the previous one wasn't very funny, was to do with the girth of my penis which in reality is no laughing matter

 

[Cathos]

from jedi to under-age chodax hobbies

how did that happen?

 

[cHodAX]

from jedi to under-age chodax hobbies

how did that happen?

Blame me, I have a one track mind and the train goes all the way non-stop to Pervertsville.

 

[Naffets]

from jedi to under-age chodax hobbies

how did that happen?

He glows i've heard

 

[cHodAX]

He glows i've heard

Yup, that is my world famous glow in the dark schlong!

 

[Ezteq]

lol any1 see that movie with john ritter where he's boffing this other guys wife and the guy comes in but its dark so all you can see are these 2 glow in the dark condoms waving about in the air like light sabres?



man that was funny

 

[Darksword]

Nah I wouldn't shag anyone below 15....

may aswell make it 11, save a load on condoms .

and tbh people that say they are jedi should atleast fucking be it.

 

[cHodAX]

and tbh people that say they are jedi should atleast fucking be it.

Give me your wallet

/waves hand

See it works! I am off down the pub! Cya later megameights

 

[Mikah75]

Just when you think it cant get any worse......... chodax strikes back!



Lower than a moles foot!
Morals of an ally cat!
Tighter than a crabs bum!





He Is Mole-crab-pussy!!!!

worse than any venerial disease you can imagine




coming to a cinema near you, rated 12a™

rofl

i like your style papa cho:worthy:

 

[Cathos]

Blame me, I have a one track mind and the train goes all the way non-stop to Pervertsville

and you said you were a light side jedi? man i'd hate to think what the sith dude is up to....

 

[DocWolfe]

CHO GET ON MSN YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING ONE POUND AN HOUR CHEAP STINKING VOM-INDUCING SCAT-EATING WHORE WITH MORE DISEASES THAN A 15TH CENTURY OPEN SEWER. please.

back on topic... if you actually want to be a jedi then why can't you be? why do relgions need to be an institution? why do we even need religious institutions and let people pray to whatever, however they like? If I put on the census, I'm a boxist, because I go downstairs to the cellar and pray to a box, surely thats as valid as someone going to church and praying to a god? at least the box is tangeable!