Matthew Kelly Omg

[.cage]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2663189.stm

also:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003021108,00.html

Berkley also committed a vile act with a dog — which he videotaped.

shit yeah

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

ohmhlhlhohlhomnolololololol

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by .cage
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2663189.stm

also:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003021108,00.html

Berkley also committed a vile act with a dog — which he videotaped.

shit yeah

There's a wide spectrum if ever I saw it..

The staid highly-regarded British Broadcasting Corporation, champion of unbiased and unmitigated news...

..and The Sun.

 

[legendario]

:/

Bloody TV stars and their kiddie touch0ring antics

 

[Ono]

Goodness me!

How many kiddie fiddling perverts are there in public life?!

Ridiculous.

 

[Summo]

Pretty soon the only celebrity not locked up will be Mary Whitehouse. And only because she's dead.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Matthew Kelly was quoted as saying 'I went for small boys as they make me look even taller.' He continued 'I'm a giant amongst men, laws do not apply to the likes of me.'

Maybe.

 

[.cage]

tonight matthew im going to be garry glitter HEHE

 

[L_Plates]

n1 .cage n1

 

[Miles_Binck]

tbh with that beard it isn't a surprise

sick fuck

 

[smurkin]

well if you flick a bogey at a bed sheet..it will stick

 

[Durzel]

One good thing to come out of this rampant child abuse.. at least it means Stars In Their Eyes is history.

 

[caLLous]

Unless they give it to that bitch that did You've Been Framed after Beadle left. :/

 

[CptDoom]

I fell quite bad for saying 'Bet he takes em home and screws them all in the ass' during the kids special of his show to my girlfriend :|

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by caLLous
Unless they give it to that bitch that did You've Been Framed after Beadle left. :/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Take em to the war crimes tribunal for crimes against humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[legendario]

Lisa Reilly was reported to have hired Vanessa Feltz's personal trainer a few months ago.....

She must of eaten him.

 

[legendario]

tbh

 

[mank!]

LOL

 

[doh_boy]

<obvious Joke>

Elton: I'm right
behind you, Pete

</Obvious Joke>

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Summo
Pretty soon the only celebrity not locked up will be Mary Whitehouse. And only because she's dead.

it does look like more on the way

 

[Lester]

Is there any way we can run a sweep without getting sued?

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by oldlester
Is there any way we can run a sweep without getting sued?

lmao

You pick the names i'll collect the money

 

[xane]

The Paed Pool ?

 

[Lester]

O.K.

On a completely different subject these are some celebs I think we should see more of in the papers coz they're great!!1

Pete Waterman
Jeremy Beadle
Nicholas Parsons
Michael Barrymore (who he?)
Anton Rogers
Bernie Clifton
The Krankies (It's quite clear that bloke is fuckin that kid)
Tory bloke with jumpers off Countdown
Tony Hart
Paul Daniels


Feel free to add your favourite celebs below......

 

[.cage]

Beadle is a god.
HEY LADS GUESS WHAT LOLOL!!!1111
Jeremy beadle has a small cock.
on the other hand, it's massive
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE

sorry, couldn't resist repeating it

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by oldlester
Nicholas Parsons

He was hilarious on Buzzcocks

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by oldlester
The Krankies (It's quite clear that bloke is fuckin that kid)

priceless

 

[xane]

Originally posted by oldlester
Tory bloke with jumpers off Countdown

Giles Brandreth ?

 

[TedTheDog]

For GODS sake!
This isnt a game!!!

Naming celebs, even in such a devious manner LESTER, in such a context is just asking for a lawyer up the jacksie.
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