Maths - Or the way to the top

[Chopke]

What is a 100%? What does it mean if you give more than 100%?
Here is a small mathematical formula that can help you solve these questions:

If : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is mathematicaly
presented as :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then : H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, lets see how far "ass kissing" will get you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, with mathematical certainty you may conclude that "Hard work" and
"Knowledge" will get you very near the 100% mark, and "Attitude" will get you there for sure,
but it's the "Bullshit" and "Ass kissing" that will push you to the top.

 

[fl3a]

brilliant

 

[Coim]

As opposed to something like 'studying', which would get 119%.

I hate these threads; boring, unfunny and generally based on a stupid idea - because as we all know, 'makingsureyoudon'tmakestupidthreads' is clearly the way to the top.

Don't believe me? Take a look:

13 + 1 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 + 19 + 21 + 18 + 5 + 25 + 15 + 21 + 4 + 15 + 14 + 20 + 13 + 1 + 11 + 5 + 19 + 20 + 21 + 16 + 9 + 4 + 20 + 8 + 18 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 19 = 426%

It's mathematically proven!

 

[Lothandar]

As opposed to something like 'studying', which would get 119%.

I hate these threads; boring, unfunny and generally based on a stupid idea - because as we all know, 'makingsureyoudon'tmakestupidthreads' is clearly the way to the top.

Don't believe me? Take a look:

13 + 1 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 + 19 + 21 + 18 + 5 + 25 + 15 + 21 + 4 + 15 + 14 + 20 + 13 + 1 + 11 + 5 + 19 + 20 + 21 + 16 + 9 + 4 + 20 + 8 + 18 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 19 = 426%

It's mathematically proven!

Tho whining about threads gets you to the very malicious 1%.

So beware!!1

 

[Coim]

Actually, I believe 'whining about threads' is 218%.

Unfortunately for you, that's quite a bit ahead of the 109% you get from 'being an idiot'.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

What does having a huge manly penis get me?

 

[HerculesPluto]

hehe blithy

 

[[NO]Subedai]

As opposed to something like 'studying', which would get 119%.

I hate these threads; boring, unfunny and generally based on a stupid idea - because as we all know, 'makingsureyoudon'tmakestupidthreads' is clearly the way to the top.

Don't believe me? Take a look:

13 + 1 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 + 19 + 21 + 18 + 5 + 25 + 15 + 21 + 4 + 15 + 14 + 20 + 13 + 1 + 11 + 5 + 19 + 20 + 21 + 16 + 9 + 4 + 20 + 8 + 18 + 5 + 1 + 4 + 19 = 426%

It's mathematically proven!

loser irl.

 

[Coim]

Says the rr8.

 

[Conchabar]

Says the rr8.

lol sooo owned

 

[Lumikki]

Very hmm..... interesting..

 

[Aoami]

coim loves men

1519_+=235236= + = 9 million

or so i heard, through the grapevine

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

...and real men love coim!

 

[Greenfingers]

coim loves men

1519_+=235236= + = 9 million

or so i heard, through the grapevine

omg, come do my financials ... I need someone to make up imaginary numbers on my payment check

 

[Coim]

...and real men love coim!

Er, yeah.

...

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

liek.


yeah.


aktually.


xD