Man fucks picnic table

[Sharma]

Ananova - Man laid table

Can't imagine them using that table again in a hurry!

 

[Ezteq]

LOL bfd it was his table in his garden was it not? and i love this

"He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. It should be zero tolerance."

yeah and maybe some of the teachers who work at the school actually have sex or mastrubate (thats twice ive used that word today...and im near a school!!) so hell they shouldnt be allowed anywhere near kids!!! lets all PANIC!!!

people have sex with wierd things, and heres a list:

water melons that have been microwaved
hoovers
iggy pop
mick jagger
jade goodey
picnic tables
lead pipes
victoria beckham...oh wait, see above.


see? its all just harmless deviation, if its on your own property and not a thing that objects then screw it!

 

[Huntingtons]

what about the table, what kinda charges does it face? (i like the way they wrote "he was seen with the table 4 seperate mornings")

 

[Sharma]

Well, I guess that means he had a literal case of morning wood.

*badum tish*

 

[Himse]

Well, I guess that means he had a literal case of morning wood.

*badum tish*

hahaha

 

[Wonk]

four legs are better than two

 

[Himse]

four legs are better than two

dude.

what if it was a big picnic table!?

it might have even had 6 or even 8 legs!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, what can one say, when the urge hits, you need to have yourself a little dicknic.

 

[Himse]

Well, what can one say, when the urge hits, you need to have yourself a little dicknic.

hahaha

 

[Nate]

They say it's bad that he done it near a school, but I say it's a good Science lesson.

 

[Thorwyn]

There´s a radio show in germany where people can call a semi-therapy-guy and talk about their strange sexual habits.
One of them said, that he´s sexually aroused by inanimate objects. He used to have sex with a toy-train. But he left it, because he´s now living together with an organ (the instrument).

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Reminds me of an add a mate put in the 'Lonely Hearts' classifieds as a joke.
"Applicants must be female, pulse not applicable." and set up an e-mail address for it. 30 people on the first day complained, and 20 women offering their 'bodies'.

It went from funny to 'step away from the internet' in less than 8 hours.

 

[tris-]

i dont know why this is a problem

people can have sex with obese woman, or gay sex, but why is sex with a table bad?

 

[old.Tohtori]

i dont know why this is a problem

people can have sex with obese woman, or gay sex, but why is sex with a table bad?

If we follow that through, why not a dog? Cat? Your mother(safesex)? Etc?

Why is ANYTHING bad*?

*Unless tris- says so ofcourse

 

[Laddey]

Your mother(safesex)? Etc?
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Would you want to? Thats probably worse than a obese gay man!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Would you want to? Thats probably worse than a obese gay man!

I haven't seen tris-s mother, might be a total MILF.

 

[Laddey]

I haven't seen tris-s mother, might be a total MILF.

If she's tris's biological mother thats highly unlikely!

 

[tris-]

If we follow that through, why not a dog? Cat? Your mother(safesex)? Etc?

Why is ANYTHING bad*?

*Unless tris- says so ofcourse

what exactly is immoral or unethical about having sex with an innanimate object?

 

[old.Tohtori]

what exactly is immoral or unethical about having sex with an innanimate object?

Morals and ethics are what define what the society finds "eww" worthy.

Or is there another way to explain someone going "eww" at you if you hump Mr Snuggles, your teddybear of 20 years? *looks at Laddey*

 

[tris-]

Morals and ethics are what define what the society finds "eww" worthy.

Or is there another way to explain someone going "eww" at you if you hump Mr Snuggles, your teddybear of 20 years? *looks at Laddey*

im asking you: what is immoral or unethical about having sex with an inanimate object?

we have vibrators, butt plugs, socks, rubber vaginas. all of these legal. if you choose to wank into a sock, that isnt frowned upon. so why is that different to sticking your cock through a hole in a table? equally, sticking it in a rubber vagina is also OK.
is it because it was outside near a school? take these 2 scenarios:

1)youre in your bedroom. you stick a vibrator in your ass and open the window. you can get the top half of your body out and see the school, and the people at the school can see you

2)youre in the garden. before you go outside you stick a vibrator in your ass and put some pants. you can see the school, and people at the school can see you.

surely 1 and 2 are the same, in that there is nothing technically wrong with either of them.

 

[old.Tohtori]

im asking you: what is immoral or unethical about having sex with an inanimate object?

Oh don't get me wrong, i'm not disagreeing with you or saying it's "eww", people can f*ck what-eve-the-f*ck they like, was just saying on the eww factor and how they are generally generated.

 

[Ezteq]

if you choose to wank into a sock, that isnt frowned upon.

i dunno man, i mean if someone wanked in my sock i'd definately be frowning pretty fucking hard upon it imo.

 

[Lamp]

Whats wrong with fucking a table ?
Everyone likes getting wood

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Whats wrong with fucking a table ?
Everyone likes getting wood

But it could have been metal, or plastic. There's just not enough information.