Mad Raving Dads...

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Does anyone have a bonkers Dad like mine?

My Dad, WD40_(uk), plays UT 24/7, and has unfortunately turned my sis into polaying it on the net too! I know it's good, but cum'on!

If i ever drag him away from that machine, i deserve an OBE.

Ok got dinner folks.. let u think bout that one...

 

[Summo]

That means your sister is the favourite.

 

[old.Squally]

my dad just watches news ans moans at meh to come off pc
Lucky you......

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

I know, someguy, i live with the rats sharing cheese with each other while my sister gets to have a 250ft palace. Lucky her. Until you see her looks...

lol

 

[Moving Target]

force him to play Daikatna by hiding the CD and then buying Daikatana ( a huge loss but for an OBE right? ) and he'll soon go off

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

nice idea, moving target. Now, where's that friggin CD gone? Oh, sorry, won't work, it's already in the bin. Anyone else up for suggestions (apart from lap dancers etc. )

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Also UT does not need a CD to run on version 425 and above.... qquuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk....

 

[Vipa-]

That is one pretty cool dad!! Mine aint into the internet apart from e-mail and stuff!!!

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

He is one hell of a cool Dad, and right now he is playing UT on the net!
I could try to shove him off.... but, maybe not, it's fathers day. I am meant to do HIM favours, not vice versa.
Maybe I should leave him then. Yeah, I will leave him. I shall set a timer to see how long it is for him to get a rampage...

Ok, he's already on one... time 3min 45 secs. Not bad for a Dad...

 

[Perplex]

Don't mean to be rude, but your dad should be slapped for cajoling both you, and your sister into staying in and being boring anti-social cunts as opposed to going out, socialising and having some fun whilst you still can.

What a cunt your dad is, although I suppose it is a miscreant clandestine way of sheltering/over-protecting both you and your sister.

 

[Embattle]

I kept calling my dad a dick head today for getting killed while playing Bomberman

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Obviously, like Bodhi, you cant just help insulting other people.
Of course we go out and'socialise'. We went to watch 'The Mummy Returns' last night, along with my girlfriend. I go off and watch 3rd division football matches as I am a Southend United supporter. I started this topic to see if anybody else had a cool Dad. But the u have to come along and fuck it up. But then again, you just can't help urself being 'you'
Get a grip, stop assuming stuff and stop livin' in fairy land. I bet you haven't got better GCSE than my sister, who u must think is an absolute nerd of a woman to be interested in computer games: 4 A*, 5 A, 1 B. For Christ's sake, these are just games, do u not realise they are there to provide leisure for a few hours? My Dad works at home, so he plays UT a lot. But we still, as u put it, 'socialise'.

Stop trying to make me look like a fool. It's not working, and only really thick geeky people would who have the intelligence of a friggin earthworm.

Thank U

 

[Perplex]

Errrrr, flidfuck....I'm at university...and btw, I'd like to fuck your little young sister in the ass. Does she like 24yr old MEN?

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

There u go, I told u all, he hs the mental age of a geeky 10 year-old who has just reached puberty...

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Perplex
Errrrr, flidfuck....I'm at university...and btw, I'd like to fuck your little young sister in the ass. Does she like 24yr old MEN?

Could of fooled me with that reply Perplex.

I expected more from you Perplex since you've only just come back

 

[Perplex]

au contraire (oi, I didn't do french ok?)...I'm back with a vengance, fully recharged and ready to rip into pre-pubescent twats at an alarming rate

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Quoted from Embattle:

Could of fooled me with that reply Perplex.

I expected more from you Perplex since you've only just come back

Thnx Embattle.

Point proven, don't u think?

 

[Perplex]

Southend sucks arse. Exor is from Southend and it has almost driven him to suicide/genocide *

And on the other note, aged 15 I wasn't sitting around on my arse playing computer games spouting about how cool my dad is for turning me into a geek. I was out having a fucking good (albeit illegal at that age) time.

I can see you on Jerry Springer UK in 5 years time, bitching about how your dads overprotective and mildly homoerotic actions caused you to become a thong-toting transvestite/gender/sexual

And Emb...don't make me beat you like you stole something

* delete according to current moon phase

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Yeah, and er.... if u consider me a geek. Fine. I seem to get along with everyone else bar u and ur m8. If u got a little problem with me, fine. But the more u carry on, the more ur losing ur rep. Embattle has already proven that.

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Anyway, can we get back to the original thread plz, which was getting interseting until that silly fool ruudely interrupted it..

 

[Perplex]

Losing my rep? fucking lol. ok sonny!

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Perplex
Losing my rep? fucking lol. ok sonny!

He never had one

Any way ladies please stop arguing over something i can't remember and didn't read....guess thats why I can't remember

 

[Perplex]

it had fuck all to do with having or not having a rep Emb It was a laugh at the fact he thinks I care about 'rep'. A laugh at his puerile attitude

Anyway, weren't we supposed to be beating up SoWaT? At least he provides some amusing rhetoric, unlike fluffykins here.

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

Look, just shut ur gob for once. This thread's been spoiled by u. This place is for people to have a laugh, but then we get people, like yourself, who just come along and spoil it. Stop trying to prove stuff to everyone else, swearing the whole place down.

I thought BW had one of the best forums with some of the best people. I have obviously been proven wrong...

 

[Perplex]

When will you actually provide some intelligent, possibly even remotely amusing retorts? You're boring, I'm off to find something with an IQ higher than that of the average Sunshine Bus passenger. Can you say WINDOWLICKER?

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

It's just as well ur going. Oh and i can say WINDOWLICKER.

I just try to not spam this place with constant abuse to others. But if u wanmt me to, then fine. U have my ICQ no. if u check. I have checked urs. Now come talk to me if u really do have something up the creak with me u lame asshole.

 

[Perplex]

lol..."u lame asshole"...that's more like it geek! Get fired up, stand up for your rights, stab someone in the face with the straw from your glass of cola! Woohoo, live it up!

*claps for the riled up nerd*

 

[Perplex]

Oh, and btw...I'm not gay, so don't offer me to put anything up your creak...ok? Thanks