Lying Science Teachers!

JingleBells

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I knew what they told us at school was lies:
From the Uncyclopaedia
Physics

Plural form of physic which is German for "funny hair." Often represented in English-speaking countries by the formula:
E=mc²

Where E represents an Erlenmeyer flask, mc represents the McDonald's Corporation and 2 is shorthand for "the number greater than 3 but less than 1.
A quite superb site, the definition for Microsoft is pure genius.
 

Cask

Fledgling Freddie
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Microsoft built Michael Jackson apparently which would explain a lot :)

Bit OT but has anyone noticed the Yahoo search results for "pedophile" yet? Tried and sentenced tbh.
 

Tom

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Kind of says a lot about the mentality of such people, especially when its spelt 'Paedophile'. Type that in, and the results aren't quite so conclusive.
 

Cask

Fledgling Freddie
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Pedophile is the Americanised (bastardised) spelling so I guess it's technically correct.
 

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