LOTR Schlong Size

[Lamp]

Which Lord of the Rings character has the biggest and smallest pecker ?

(Pecker = schlong = dick = wang = willy = penis = cock.......)

Biggest: Elrond "tell me, how can you put on your ring if you don't have a finger" Half-Elven
Smallest: Sam "that is not a baby carrot" Gamgee

 

[Elkie]

lol ok :/

 

[Sharma]

Gimli obviously had the biggest c0ck0r though.

 

[Lamp]

Gimli obviously had the biggest c0ck0r though.

Obviously..?

 

[tris-]

Obviously..?

ye when you visit the sites sharma does

biggest - sauron
smallest - gimli

 

[Tasslehoff]

Obviously it's Aragorn who has the biggest, he gets all the ladies!

 

[Roalith]

ye when you visit the sites sharma does

biggest - sauron
smallest - gimli

Midget pr0n?

 

[Lamp]

Midget pr0n?

I wouldn't go so far as to call Gimli a midget. He does have a rather large axe...

 

[Outlander]

Treebeard has the biggest wood of all

 

[liloe]

Defo Saurun, he's the biggest dude of all.

Or the spider in the small tunnel?

 

[echome]

Or the spider in the small tunnel?

Isnt that a female spider?

 

[Lamp]

Isnt that a female spider?

Yep LOL
pwnd

 

[tris-]

"Evil entity in spider form. Shelob's body was vast and bloated and her wrinkled hide was thick and tough with no weak spots. Her upper body was black with markings and her belly was a luminous white and gave off a terrible stench. Her legs had knobbed joints that bent above her back."

 

[Lamp]

"My body is vast and bloated and my wrinkled hide is thick and tough with no nice spots. My upper body is black with markings and my belly is a luminous white and gives off a terrible stench. My tree-trunk legs have knobbed joints that bend behind my ears."

From: Jade Goody, My Story

 

[tris-]

lol, porky got pwned

 

[liloe]

Isnt that a female spider?

But if it is....how can it

/em whistles Akte-X anthem

 

[Cemeterygates]

I wouldn't go so far as to call Gimli a midget. He does have a rather large axe...

maybe the axe is to make up for the lack of pork sword?? like a penis extention if you will....

 

[cHodAX]

Those war elphants must have massive dongers.

 

[Huntingtons]

its the big squid in the lake

 

[grimlin]

clifford the big red dog!

 

[Lamp]

clifford the big red dog!

Start here m8:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0007144083/026-3106560-0830025?v=glance&n=266239&s=books&v=glance

 

[old.Tohtori]

Lamps evidently been having gay dreams about legolas again

 

[Eeben]

Aragorn has to have to biggest since the actor is danish!!

 

[Gamah]

Blatnetly Gandalf, just magiced up a huge meat shaft.

 

[Sparx]

From: Jade Goody, My Story

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lamp again.

god dammit

 

[Killswitch]

You've obviously not read the Silmarillion properly...it talks about the Istari (Maiar who dwelt in Middle-Earth and more commonly called Wizards). There were several of them, although obviously Gandalf and Saruman took all the limelight;

Gandalf
Saruman
Radagast
Pallando
Alatar
Hughjawang

The last of these is mentioned in the Silmarillion as being "the randy one" and seems a likely candidate for the title of Middle Earths best-endowed.

By the way...to the original poster...you are SICK! SICK I tells ya!