Looking for A Love Story 1:3

[Krill]

Yes, I know it seems to be rare and it's highly unlikely someone will part with it and if they do that I'll be able to afford it but just in case, if anyone has A Love Story 1:3, please get in touch with Krill, Gorthon or Ethane.

 

[Brunore]

See Ardrias, Im sure he will love you if the price is right...

 

[Krill]

Projection is when people project their own wishes onto other people and impute them to them. Here you betray your own wish for some Ardrias-loving. I need not love but a love story! And only the beginning at that, I know how this one ends.

 

[Brunore]

A pint of what Krill is drinking please barman!

 

[Fafnir]

Go feed your horses instead of bother yourself with love between a kobold and a firbolg. What are you hoping for a romance with a luri? Nay, go feed your horses to they keep strong and their meat tender.

 

[Krill]

And we all know what happens to horses around Fafnir. I'm looking for a scroll, not some mortadella.

 

[Fafnir]

And we all know what happens to horses around Fafnir. I'm looking for a scroll, not some mortadella.

Hey i dont make mortadella!?!?!?!? I just take a horse bathe it in a nice garlic/mead marinate, keeps the meat tender and the skin really crispy, then i dry them over a nice fire.

 

[Krill]

<appears with a large broom> Out out! Get out of this place you meandering, twittering dwarves. I want to do business and nobody will come with you lot yabbering about loving Ardrias basted in mead and garlic. Out!

Now, back to business.