Looking for a guild full of sexy women!

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old.Nikolas

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Hi,

I am GM of a little guild over on Hib/Prydwen, and i am looking for a nice guild to perhaps join here. Are there any guilds i can join which have a good 50% mix of sexy ladies.

I am male and fit! look at my picture look! take me now!

I am looking for a home for My future Minstrel "Leather Thong"

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

katie%20and%20nik.jpg
 
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slapmesilly..

Guest
ok, you are truly a pathetic lowlife bum, who'll never get laid, ever.. and probably will never kiss a girl either who had less than 50% alcohol running through her vains.
The kind of person who rotates the in-game camera under the skirt of a highlander female and jerks off at some pixels.
The kind of person who'll still live with his parent at an age of 32.

you, my good man, are a pathetic excuse for a Homo Sapien, a true misbreed, an error of god, and most importantly of all..
you make a funny face when a "thing" with glasses is about to lick your neck.


kthxbye

:p
 
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old.Nikolas

Guest
What about a guild with a 50% sheep mix? i am not fussy really:D
 
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old.Nikolas

Guest
Originally posted by slapmesilly..
ok, you are truly a pathetic lowlife bum, who'll never get laid, ever.. and probably will never kiss a girl either who had less than 50% alcohol running through her vains.
The kind of person who rotates the in-game camera under the skirt of a highlander female and jerks off at some pixels.
The kind of person who'll still live with his parent at an age of 32.

you, my good man, are a pathetic excuse for a Homo Sapien, a true misbreed, an error of god, and most importantly of all..
you make a funny face when a "thing" with glasses is about to lick your neck.


kthxbye

:p

Do you come here often?
 
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slapmesilly..

Guest
no, do you?
I tend to spent more time in a place called "Real-Life"

fgs, even if you are joking, you truly have a bad sense for humor.
and when I say bad, I'm talking "girl-licking-horse-dick" bad..
you get the idea.

and sarcasm doesn't suit you.
and yes I'm having a bad day.
and yes I'm shutting up now.
and no I don't know you.
and no I don't want to.
 
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slapmesilly..

Guest
I think I'm going to add those 5 lines to ever end of my post..
it leaves no room for any sensefull reply :p


sarcasm doesn't suit you.
and yes I'm having a bad day.
and yes I'm shutting up now.
and no I don't know you.
and no I don't want to.
 
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lofff

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<casts a Rune of Fiction spell>

<Slapmesilly licks Nikolas>

<backs off smiling>
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, your shirt is too loud.
 
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Quaz

Guest
slapmesilly

(Quote from slapmesilly:
"The kind of person who rotates the in-game camera under the skirt of a highlander female and jerks off at some pixels.")

You'd only know about that unless u've done it urself, lmao!
 
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old.TeaSpoon

Guest
Hehe, your friend "Kaite" aint bad Nick ;)

Try starting your own guild:

"Teh sexeh ladies"
 
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old.Nikolas

Guest
Ah Katies a top bird, and great fun when full of booze.

She plays a character called Morgase in our guild. That pic of me looking dodgy was taken in Blackpool on a RL guild drunken meet.

:whip:
 
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old.TeaSpoon

Guest
Trying to arrange one of those with my lot, the only problem is my dads in the guild too :D

That and im alot younger than the farts I play with :)
 
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old.Nikolas

Guest
I am still looking for a guild to join over here. I am not to bothered about one with hundreds of people hell bent on mooder, instead a decent guild with a good amount of uk based players with a good sense of humour.

I am not sure if PvP is my cup of tea yet, but I would still like to have a go.

If your thinking about doing one just do it, I'm sure you will all have a right larf. 11 people came to our first in Blackpool, we had such a laugh and cos we all kind of new each other from the game etc but had no idea what anyone looked like or sounded like in RL.

We are doing another 2 weeks on Friday to Newcastle. We are hoping to get about 20 or so to this one.

So if anyone out there is in a decent guild looking to take on new members let me know. I am 27 living in Teesside UK, and I am looking for a guild with members of a similar age etc.;)
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by old.Nikolas
I am 27 living in Teesside UK

i live in Middlesbrough my self, please dont laugh at me :uhoh:
 
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Slinker

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Born in Middlesbrough , raised in Thornaby , live in South Shields now :p
 
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Laurena

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Avalanche is full of sexy women, even their guildmistress is soo seeexy ;)
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by caelithar
Born in Middlesbrough , raised in Thornaby , live in South Shields now :p


bet your glad you got out while you still could.
 

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