Longest Seel Modification of Rap. (Introducing: Icefloat 12)

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[Seel]
Once i get dinged i'm done!

(Interlude)
Seel: This f*Cking noob disrespecting me?
Tonder: Seel, Seel, what the fu*k you doing man?
Seel: I got an arrow for his a**.
Tonder: Calm Down
Seel: No YOU Calm Down!
Tonder: Man... what's your problem?
Seel: F*ck that! The f*cking noob want's to pop windows on me!?
Tonder: Man, he wasn't poppin' sh*t.
Seel: You saw him he was poppin' them sh*t!
Tonder: What sh*t?
Seel: That sh*t! You heard him!
Tonder: He just asked if he could join!

[Jeff The Healer]
A crowd controller, pack heals, get you further then you can get.
My sh*t keep alive you bricks.
I patch anyone togetha, but don't heal just any playa.
Keep crew healed, my pom keeps me workin' betta.
I'll be turnin' heads, every f*cker want's his share.
The playas that should never even get out of their beds.
We the playas that won't touch you.
Get killed, won't rez you.
Then you whine in public, only thing that you can do.
I'm sick with your motherf*cking noob talk, you're soft.
Get your bubs blew off, from a gimpdorf , noobie.. god!
Leaving dead all yall , dun wanna see me when i'm angry.
You'll never see me grouping with a noob char.
All I have to say, log off, yeah, i'm evil.
Not gon' waste a rez on you people.
When I see you i see your health going low.
F*ck being helpful, gonna mark myself idle and. .

[Seel]
Once i get dinged i'm done!
All motherf*ckers poppin' get hit.
We do that, Add! Watch yo back!
Once i get dinged i'm done!
We dun care 'bout playas like you.
We just exping, it's like that.
Once i get dinged i'm done!
Enter in the room, staff on my hip.
lol at a mob like that.
Once i get dinged i'm done!
Bet you didn't know that we capped.
Nice one, kill you with just a tap.
Once i get dinged i'm done!

[Stealthy the Shadowblade]
I bounce it to playas standing like they see no trouble.
I send they body twitchin' with an axehit double
Forget about the fighting, capping, hiding, buffin'
I'll draw the blade on you jumping, dodging, duckin'
Squat under rocks and screaming "that haxors cheatin'"
I grab my axes, you qq'ing "i dun see him!"
I round up Seelie, Tons, Jeff and you know.
My playa Goomb, I and Catchy bringin' the blow.
Dig deep noobs, we got ya numbers.
can't be shootin' what you ain seeing, you like cows.
I'll sneak a little closer, what you gonna cry?
Mage or a soldier, got my axes on ya shoulders.
Try to /log, i'll drop ya', leave ya keep into some tiny boulders.
If i pass gas, you won't even smell a tiny odor.
I'm stealthy, don't tempt me, you gone b*tch.
My group is right across the creek b*tch and . . (Once i get dinged i'm done!)

[Catchy The Skald]
Speed can't be count with kliks
Like a rocket lit, the song's up,
you just go "sh*t!", when you try to click.
my stamina endless, never out of end.
Watch you swallow, i'm not shallow, just a speed thing.
Out allready when ya come in, tell Seel i'll meet him,
when I get back. Gotta bring doorwood to my friends.
Make a run, lights go dim, we gotta finish this thing.
Kill anyone anywhere, we never got too much ping.
I can solo purpcon, dun need stinkin' pom.
Like on ebay i bid the final and auction you out.
I'm a street burner, take you out with a shout.
Dun ask the eyes an' ears, what we're bout.
What we got, bubs, exps...(Once i get dinged i'm...)
F*ck that! Run b*tch!
Hit the streets albs, don't ya know me?
I never run fronts lonley!

(Chours fades to background music)
[Seel the hunter]
Dumb*ss motherf*ckers allways gotta pm me with some dumb sh*t!
. . .F*cking. . . once i gank this motherf*cker. .
Wassup b*tch!? Block this!. . .oh sh*t
(Once i get dinged i'm done!)

I'm trying to gank him but the pings up!...F*CK!
My comp is all jammed up!...UGH!
C'mon you mem-sucking, good-for-nothing, mother-f*cking piece of wires, work...AH!
Yeah!, Feel that b*tch!? Bring your group again!
Shot the arrow missed, hit a shield, bounced of it, ricocheted back and dropped him.
Went threw his bot on the way back, hit his friend.
Ownage homie, caster dun know where that shit spin.
I could tell you that i left that noob alone...
Or...(Once i get dinged i'm done!)
And it's a shame i'm too buffed to use aim.
Jeff stept in the way and I shot him in his leg.
Its like . . .

[Tonder The Zerker]
It;s like gank, gank, gank, noobie, pow, pow, pow.
If i get bounced i'm like "Roar,Roar,Roar"
But when you see me by the keeps I be like wassup now?
The keepguard be aggroing, trying to bring me down (You're dead man!)
But he was was down in one hit.
Take the keep, settle in all comfy and smoke some sh*t.
Couldn't take this easy, had to fight now didn't we?
Now you the dead one, you should take me seriously.
I guess not, you need to resort to the healer.
So I gotta grab my axes. My Suzie and my Tina.
Step in between you two and get hot.
Separete the healer from his hamma.
You aint ready for RvR, Tonder ain't nothing to play with!

(Seel)
Once i get dinged i'm done!
All motherf*ckers poppin' get hit.
We do that, Add! Watch yo back!
Once i get dinged i'm done!
We dun care 'bout playas like you.
We just exping, it's like that.
Once i get dinged i'm done!
Enter in the room, staff on my hip.
lol at a mob like that.
Once i get dinged i'm done!
Bet you didn't know that we capped.
Nice one, kill you with just a tap.
Once i get dinged i'm done!

[Gombur The Warrior]
Walk to frontiers. You look like speghetti.
I be here for one hour and elfsoup is ready.
Mix in some luri and serve my family reunion.
I be here for two hours and you keep is ruined.
I be late. I not be capped!
Other level 45, me be level 38.
That's why I not be fighting bigger moblings.
'Cuz everytime me loose, this is what the f*ck happens (Wanna release?)
Back to the galplens. I was trying to get dinged!
This kobbie tried to get on telepad with Gomb, me wouldn't let him!
Me ready to bash these albs brains out!
Me nervous, me charged, all albs came out!!
Buffs up, no longer this fun!!
Me was there alone! Needed Seel. Run!
One last time me get hit ...I, regret it. . .
All 'cause goombs wanna see alb girls naked...
 

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