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AEROPLANE BLONDE - one who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a black box!
BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Couple of Britneys please Doreen".
MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
BRUCE LEE - erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BEER SCOOTER - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".
BUNNY-BOILER - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde -- could be a bunny boiler".
DRINK-LINK - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - a young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE - the need to defecate imminently. Can't stop to write a message, I've got one in the departure lounge.
PEARL HARBOUR - cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
RAGMAN'S COAT - untidy and unkempt pubic hair. e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat !"
RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE - to defecate. e.g. " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
SALAD DODGER - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB.
SWAMP-DONKEY - a deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".
BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Couple of Britneys please Doreen".
MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
BRUCE LEE - erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BEER SCOOTER - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".
BUNNY-BOILER - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde -- could be a bunny boiler".
DRINK-LINK - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - a young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE - the need to defecate imminently. Can't stop to write a message, I've got one in the departure lounge.
PEARL HARBOUR - cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
RAGMAN'S COAT - untidy and unkempt pubic hair. e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat !"
RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE - to defecate. e.g. " I've got one in the departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
SALAD DODGER - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB.
SWAMP-DONKEY - a deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".
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