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[TdC]

Something woke me up at about 5.50 this morning, no idea what, but I lay in bed wondering what the hell was shooting past my 3rd floor (eg 15 meters off the ground, for those non-euros) bedroom window. After a while I realized that it was black smoke and sparks, so being the sort I am I got up and called the fire department while watching what looked like a small inferno outside my front door.

Today is rubbish day, so there were a couple dozen bin bags there, and someone's old couch to be taken away by the council. Someone had thought it was a good idea to set that alight, and then toss a couple of old wooden pallets on for good measure. To my alarm, this whole thing was directly outside my front door, in fact up against the door and front side of the house. The fire dept assured me that they were already well aware of the situation and would be there presently which was indeed within five minutes and everything was taken care of, police interviewed everyone etc etc.

I have two thoughts: primo) I am fucking glad that I woke up, secundo) what kind of complete moron would do such a thing?

I mean, besides the obvious.... I live in the central street of my town: there are cameras and such things like literally everywhere. The police already had a description of the arsonist. I mean...wtf, how stupid can you be?

 

[CorNokZ]

Do you by any chance live in Preston next to Laddey?

 

[TdC]

no: I live in a nice sensible town in Holland. we have chavs too, but they don't tend to be awake at 5 on a wednesday morning.

 

[Aph3x]

Teedles, you also have legal cannabis so I would have thought all your chavs would be too stoned to move. I know when I was 15 - 16 and first got into smoking the stuff I stopped drinking on the streets, mainly due to the fact it involved walking and occasionally running.

 

[Bahumat]

Sorry to hear that TdC, just glad you're ok.

If it was me, I would have put the fire out by ejactulation *splurge*!

 

[Fweddy]

My friend's bike was nicked last night too. I bet it was the same person.

But are you sure it was chavs and not someone like Trem trying to fly up to your window on a rocket powered sofa while you sleep?

 

[TdC]

Teedles, you also have legal cannabis so I would have thought all your chavs would be too stoned to move. I know when I was 15 - 16 and first got into smoking the stuff I stopped drinking on the streets, mainly due to the fact it involved walking and occasionally running.

heh you'd think that would you? having said that a major plantation recently got dismantled out of the building next to mine. you'd think I'd notice something like that :/

Sorry to hear that TdC, just glad you're ok.

If it was me, I would have put the fire out by ejactulation *splurge*!

cheers mate. come to think of it, when I just got back from a car and hostel based holiday I had recently I may have actually been able to assist...uh...volume wise

My friend's bike was nicked last night too. I bet it was the same person.

But are you sure it was chavs and not someone like Trem trying to fly up to your window on a rocket powered sofa while you sleep?

sorry for your mate's bike Fwed, and as to the other thing I know for a fact that Samm doesn't let Trem go out at night

 

[Thadius]

There was a "trend" a few months back of dickheads dragging a wheelybin to someones front door, like yourself, then setting it alight.

Ie the only way out. Dickheads who think like that deserve to be removed from the gene pool.

 

[ECA]

It's not everyday you get a free bonfire you ungrateful bastard.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I think Teeds is a sleepwalking arsonist. Mystery solved.

 

[TdC]

I'd prefer to sleepwalk into my downstairs girly neighbor's bed

next time it will be her bed in flames and teedlespunk all over the front door. either way there will be some explaining to do :/

 

[CorNokZ]

What is there to explain?

Downstairs girly neighbour: Did you spunk all over my front door?

Teeds: Yeah.. Got a problem with that?

 

[Aph3x]

Oh I forgot to mention I was expecting something along the lines of lolcats with pictures of chavs getting upto all kinds of mischief.

You let me down Teedles

 

[TdC]

Downstairs girly neighbour: Did you spunk all over my front door?
Teeds: Yeah.. Got a problem with that?

Downstairs girly neighbour: then you set my bed on fire!
Teeds: I hear that from all the girls, you're nothing special
Downstairs girly neighbour: MY CAT WAS IN IT YOU BASTARD

getting close to reality there :/

You let me down Teedles

story of my life

 

[`mongoose]

cat murderer!!!!

M

 

[Yoni]

EURGH... sorry to hear this hope all is ok and no one was hurt :/

 

[Ctuchik]

Something woke me up at about 5.50 this morning, no idea what, but I lay in bed wondering what the hell was shooting past my 3rd floor (eg 15 meters off the ground, for those non-euros) bedroom window. After a while I realized that it was black smoke and sparks, so being the sort I am I got up and called the fire department while watching what looked like a small inferno outside my front door.

Today is rubbish day, so there were a couple dozen bin bags there, and someone's old couch to be taken away by the council. Someone had thought it was a good idea to set that alight, and then toss a couple of old wooden pallets on for good measure. To my alarm, this whole thing was directly outside my front door, in fact up against the door and front side of the house. The fire dept assured me that they were already well aware of the situation and would be there presently which was indeed within five minutes and everything was taken care of, police interviewed everyone etc etc.

I have two thoughts: primo) I am fucking glad that I woke up, secundo) what kind of complete moron would do such a thing?

I mean, besides the obvious.... I live in the central street of my town: there are cameras and such things like literally everywhere. The police already had a description of the arsonist. I mean...wtf, how stupid can you be?

i bet its the fruitflies secret terrorist organisation taking holy vengeance on you for not feeding them while you were away...

 

[Edmond]

You missed a trick there actually Teeds, you should have swaffled the naked flames like a real man

.....and girly neighbour would have been impressed too

 

[old.Tohtori]

.....and girly neighbour would have been impressed too

Now get back to work and post those neighbor girlies in "you know what" threads