Lolcat bible

[Thorwyn]

Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

 

[Mirt]

Uhh, yeah that's quite "special" lol.

 

[Lamp]

What kind of bird-brain would take the time to write such shite ?
More to the point, what kind of retarded muppet would spend more that 15 seconds reading it ?

 

[tris-]

i cant even understand it

Awake! makes more sense

 

[Zede]

good stuff !

you gotta have cats to appreciate this i think....

 

[megadave]

I have cats... I thought it was complete shit

 

[Lamp]

Women and gay men have cats
Men and women have dogs

QED. Pure truth. Cannot be thwarted. If you have a cat you're either a woman or you're gay (you might not realise you're homosexual, but you are)

 

[Thorwyn]

...says the man with the pink elephant avatar


But please, not another cat vs. dog discussion!

 

[AngelHeal]

I have cats... I thought it was complete shit

thats because u make ur cats dress like robin hood, so u can shoot arrows with em ;<

 

[Lamp]

...says the man with the pink elephant avatar

But please, not another cat vs. dog discussion!

If you could choose to have a cat that claws at you constantly, or a pink elephant for a day, which would you choose ?

(You'd have to take your choice for a walk in the park, and down the pub)

 

[megadave]

I'd rather have the elephant, regardless of what colour it is, having an elephant would be awesome

And regarding cats, i just see it as a lazy man's dog.

 

[pikeh]

dogs are lifes losers.

cats know whats going on.

fact.

 

[crispy]

INFIDEL!!!

Everybody knows your god is going to get it at Ragnaröfl

Its true because Internet is serious business

 

[Dukat]

Lions beat both dogs and cats without breaking a sweat!

Roar!

 

[Lamp]

Elephants beat lions AND elephants never forget.

 

[Chronictank]

Lions beat both dogs and cats without breaking a sweat!

Roar!

false information

YouTube - Dog vs. Mountain Lion - Who will win?
[youtubevid]2a97C8hK5q0[/youtubevid]

 

[Lamp]

Rofl

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe i check that website every time i go online i love it and even find myself saying things like O Hai! and HAAALP irl now hehehe

 

[pikeh]

Lions beat both dogs and cats without breaking a sweat!

Roar!

lions are cats!