lol, what a great e-mail I just received

[whipped]

Dear Sir/Madam,
As an exporter in China, We Ali trade Inc. can supply kinds of products There are all different kinds of pens. Such as
Gel-ink peníó Ball pen. Crayoníó Color pencil íóHi-Tech peníóWatercolor pen íóPaint brushíóTable pen and so on. We can
offer you cheap disposable pen and expensive fashionable pen.

Yours Sincerely,
Joe Genfu
Ali Trade Co., Ltd
Sun Bldg, 19/Floor, E Lane Lengjing Street,
Ningbo, China

Fax: 0086-574-87317472

Please, rush me my expensive fashionable pen

 

[Clowneh!]

u actually read shit from people u dont recognise?
i usually just delete them straight

 

[whipped]

But if I did that I'd miss gems like this

 

[darthshearer]

:sleeping:

What a waste of time reading pants like that

 

[Me²]

I have three of each.

 

[kryt]

heh, i had that too

Made a change from cheap diplomas, beastiality and novelty condoms.

 

[Durzel]

ALL YOU POWER YOU UTILISE THIS ROUND

SUPER BANG WOW pen!

{o_o}

 

[(Shovel)]

I got that too!

It came to my barrymail@ address so some spam bot has scanned us all from these forums (I love having different addresses like that, can track it down quite slickly)