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Eliz
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So there I was, on my way to Caldey to give the undead a hard time. At the west coast of Aldland I ran into a not yet started battle between two respectable forces of Ogres and Orcs. They had their formations ready but none of the two sides seemed to want to initiate the fight. They just stood there glaring at eachother, and taunting on occasion. The Orcs seemed to like me so I took my place amongst the brave combatants.
http://user.tninet.se/~sqb878x/ogre_orc_brawl_1.jpg
After a few minutes of total inactivity from both parties, I consulted my good friend Chodax who told me they would only fight at certain times. Restless as I was I told Chodax about my cunning plan...I was going to get the fight started even though I wasnt involved in the obvious issues the two sides had with eachother. "Go ahead", Papa Cho said. I took a few steps forward, picked one of the Ogres in the crowd, closed my eyes and rooted.
Bingo! The entire Ogre army stormed towards me and like the wind I ran behind my brave friends, the Orcs, in the spirit of a true coward. Seconds later my protectors were all over the Ogres and the massive brawl was a fact.
http://user.tninet.se/~sqb878x/ogre_orc_brawl_2.jpg
I quickly continued on my journey while the battle was at its peak, just in case someone would blame me for starting the fight and come after me. They way I see it I did them all a favor. I mean it was obvious they were going to fight sooner or later so I just saved them some time and helped them ease the boredom of just standing there.
I dont cause trouble, I help out.
Edit: Bah, nerf dark screenies. Ill fix em when I get home from work.
http://user.tninet.se/~sqb878x/ogre_orc_brawl_1.jpg
After a few minutes of total inactivity from both parties, I consulted my good friend Chodax who told me they would only fight at certain times. Restless as I was I told Chodax about my cunning plan...I was going to get the fight started even though I wasnt involved in the obvious issues the two sides had with eachother. "Go ahead", Papa Cho said. I took a few steps forward, picked one of the Ogres in the crowd, closed my eyes and rooted.
Bingo! The entire Ogre army stormed towards me and like the wind I ran behind my brave friends, the Orcs, in the spirit of a true coward. Seconds later my protectors were all over the Ogres and the massive brawl was a fact.
http://user.tninet.se/~sqb878x/ogre_orc_brawl_2.jpg
I quickly continued on my journey while the battle was at its peak, just in case someone would blame me for starting the fight and come after me. They way I see it I did them all a favor. I mean it was obvious they were going to fight sooner or later so I just saved them some time and helped them ease the boredom of just standing there.
I dont cause trouble, I help out.
Edit: Bah, nerf dark screenies. Ill fix em when I get home from work.