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[Ono]

OMG!!

Looks like you the general public have voted in Josh as the 11th housemate on Big Brother.


This puts 2 GAY MEN in the house together FFS!


They are gonna be doing it in the garden I bet cos it's similar to Hampstead Heath or Clapham Common!




Why the fuck couldn't we have 2 fit lesbians instead?

 

[Nibbler]

Don't blame me, I voted for the fat granny. Also it said 'calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary' I phoned from my mobile (BtCellnet - Sponsor of Big Brother) and guess how much it cost?



£1.50! ONE POUND FIFTY PENCE GRRRRRRR

To BT, and all BT services,

 

[Ono]

LOL matey.

You been duped by the biggest con artists in the country.


To be honest, none of the 3 were very good choices. Prolly the bird wid the tits is best. Coulda got really bitchy between her and the table dancer.

 

[old.TUG]

I hope Helen doesn't get voted out.. she is a cutie altho quite thick

But then again, I saw up Penny's skirt earlier too which is always nice innit

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
Don't blame me, I voted for the fat granny. Also it said 'calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary' I phoned from my mobile (BtCellnet - Sponsor of Big Brother) and guess how much it cost?



£1.50! ONE POUND FIFTY PENCE GRRRRRRR

To BT, and all BT services,

And now you see why I just cancelled my BT Cellnet contract.

 

[SAS]

Problem I see is Bbubble is in the double bed. When Josh arrives will Bubble stay in there and let Josh have the other half?

I bet no

 

[*Kornholio*]

hmmm... I see Bodhi has discovered the wonders of The Bloodhound Gang

 

[old.Davehart]

Well, I never voted. Din't know he was gay though.

 

[Moving Target]

Hes a twat

 

[Nibbler]

Yep

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
Don't blame me, I voted for the fat granny. Also it said 'calls cost 25p, mobile costs may vary' I phoned from my mobile (BtCellnet - Sponsor of Big Brother) and guess how much it cost?



£1.50! ONE POUND FIFTY PENCE GRRRRRRR

To BT, and all BT services,

Think you'll find that its as much C4 screwing you as it is BT

 

[Nibbler]

Yep

 

[Mr B]

It's also the only screwing you're likely to see where BigBrother is concerned.

 

[Summo]

Until they release the 'Big Brother - Total' DVD with interactive minge-cam and nipple shots.










Sad really, isn't it.

 

[Moving Target]

Bah all the girls are weird or somethin else neway:sleeping:

 

[old.spagbog]

People ACTUALLY voted????????

 

[Embattle]

I don't even watch it

 

[old.Rostam]

I don't know about the English BB. But the fisrt series in Italy had
a guy shagging one of the girls on the 4th day, they built a tent using the curtain and lots of pillows behind the sofa, hehehehhe

Also they had cams in the shower as well, (do they have that in england?) lots of tits and arses.

 

[Wij]

That sounds more like it

 

[old.norin radd]

Originally posted by Ono
OMG!!

This puts 2 GAY MEN in the house together FFS!

Can you imagine what they would say to each other :

Can I push your stool in

or

Can I pack your lunch for you?

On a similar vein, whats the difference between a microwave oven and a poof's bum ?

 

[old.julien_donkey]

fair enough people dont like big brother..

but

homophobia of any kind just isnt big or clever. or funny...

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

I fucking hate Penny I want to batter her head in with Narinder (who I hate second) and the fuck Helen and Elizabeth while Amma does a table dance.

Is that normal or repressed?

Sent

 

[Wij]

Perhaps u need to calm down

Helen is ugly

 

[old.Vectrex]

I'd shag her though...

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by julien_donkey


homophobia of any kind just isnt big or clever. or funny...

Is that you GLyNN3RS?

 

[old.TUG]

Helen is deffo worth a shag... this is wot they shud show before airing BB tho:

 

[old.norin radd]

~wouldnt even shag her with yours