Limerick

[Moo]

There was a young sailor called Chilly,
who used to stick pins in his willy,
one day in a bar
he took it too far
and now we all call him "Lilly".

 

[babs]

A fruity old wanker named trem,
Liked to get dressed up as a femme,
He'd often get hard,
Over pictures of tards,
And beat himself off with his phlegm.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

There was once a blind git called babs
Who woke up one day with crabs
He wet for a pee
in the clean Blackpool sea
with crustaceans attached to his nads

 

[Moo]

There is a large droplet of rain,
Going down my window-pane,
I really do wonder,
If there'll be thunder,
Maybe I'll just move to Spain.

 

[Chilly]

~unlinks moo's home directory~

 

[Moo]

~unlinks moo's home directory~

That sentence does not rhyme,
On this thread that is surely a crime,
Edit your post,
Or become a ghost,
Like that one in that film made of slime.


I wonder if I should refrain,
From saying the lord’s name in vain,
Though I must insist,
That he doesn’t exist,
To think anything else is insane.

 

[Moo]

There was a weird lad named Clown,
Who used to get everyone down,
When asked to refrain,
He said “I’ll explain”,
“While I live the whole world will frown”.

:touch:

 

[Chilly]

there once was slag called mike
in his arse crack you could park a bike
on irc he would troll
convinced he was teh drolle

 

[Moo]

That was a really poor effort chilly,
You really do suck lots of willy,
You tried to rhyme,
And get it in time,
But in the end you just looked silly.

There was a kid called Sharma,
Who was a total fucking llama,
When asked why this was,
He said it’s because,
I’m trying to do reverse-karma.

 

[Moo]

There was an old bloke called Horus,
Who constantly used to bore-us
With tales of woe,
About his ex-hoe,
He’s gonna kill me for this that’s for sure-us.

 

[KevinUK]

You guys are all lame for making a limerick,
Chilly didnt even do a proper one cos he is quite thick,
Moo started off a good thread,
Even Glen would be impressed and have to scratch his head,
babs' post was just plain sick.

 

[Sharma]

Theres an FH user called Moo,
Who had actually posted two,
Both were odd,
Sat on my todd,
Hoping some good would come through.

 

[Ypnos]

There once was a lady named Bright
Who could travel faster than light
she set off one day
In a relative way
And came back the previous night.

!

 

[Chilly]

ban tbh

 

[Moo]

ban tbh

Although Chilly calls for a ban,
I know he's really a fan,
He'll say it's a lie,
While eating a pie,
And I'll hit him in the face with a pan.

 

[tRoG]

All the boys picked on poor Sharma,
Like it was some ancient old dharma,
One day he got pissed,
Smacked Moo with his fist,
And declared it was all due to karma.

 

[Moo]

There was an old bloke called tRoG,
Who was about as thick as a log,
Once, while in a hurry,
He ate too much curry,
And now he's glued to the bog.