Lightbulb jokes

[old.Gombur Glodson]

And lots of em

http://tmar.za.net/lightbu.htm

 

[old.Pepsay]

"Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 435,235
1 to change the bulb
4 to tell him he should have done it differently
365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1834 to flame the spell checkers
4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
1 to say there'd have been no need to change the bulb if it'd been a German Working one
1 to ask if it looked roached
23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to say, "Me Too"
106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
89,343 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here
10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb"

 

[Sharma]

How many trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Troll: duhhh what a lightbulb?

 

[old.job]

How many Pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two very small ones.

 

[[Cerebus]]

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just declare darkness the industry standard.

 

[old.tRoG]

*smashes all the lightbulbs*

No more rubbishy lightbulb jokes for you!

*3\/uL L4ff*