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Solarius
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found this on a conference website, some may enjoy!
These are *genuine* contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes ....
Q: We asked one hundred people to name...
A: You say...
Q: A famous Scotsman
A: Vinny Jones
Q: A famous Scotsman
A: Jock
Q: An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A: A horse
Q: A jacket potato topping
A: Jam
Q: A food that can be brown or white
A: Potatoes
Q: A sign of the zodiac
A: April
Q: A job a working dog does
A: Slave
Q: Something with a hole in it
A: A window
Q: Something people might be allergic to
A: Skiing
Q: A type of large cat
A: Persian
Q: A type of record
A: Floppy disc
Q: Something associated with pigs
A: The police
Q: A non-living object with legs
A: A plant
Q: A domestic animal
A: Leopard
Q: Something red
A: My cardigan
Q: A kind of ache
A: Filet-o-fish
Q: A food that can be easily eaten without chewing
A: Er, chips?
Q: Something you beat
A: An apple
Q: A dangerous race
A: The Arabs
Q: A number you have to memorise
A: Seven
Q: Some famous brothers
A: Bonnie and Clyde
Q: Something that floats in the bath
A: Water
Q: Something in the garden that's green
A: The shed
Q: Something a blind man might use
A: A sword
Q: Something you wear on the beach
A: A deckchair
Q: A famous cowboy
A: Buck Rogers
Q: An animal you might see at a zoo
A: A dog
Q: A famous bridge
A: The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Q: A part of the body beginning with the letter N
A: Knee
Q: Something you put on walls
A: Roofs
Q: Something you do in the bathroom
A: Decorate
Q: A famous Royal
A: Mail
Q: Something slippery
A: A con-man
Q: A way of cooking fish
A: Cod
Q: A form of transport you can walk around in
A: My foot
Q: A method of securing your home
A: Put the kettle on
Q: Something you do before going to bed
A: Sleep
Q: Something a cat does
A: Goes to the toilet
Q: An animal beginning with the letter B
A: Bullfrog
Q: The last thing you take off before going to bed
A: Your feet
Q: Something that makes you scream
A: A squirrel
Q: Something you have with coffee
A: The Sunday Sport
Q: A song with 'Moon' in the title
A: 'Blue Suede Moon'
Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A: A bicycle with wings
Q: Something with a red light on it
A: A Dalek
Q: Something you open other than a door
A: Your bowels
Q: Name a word beginning with the letter 'Z'
A: Xylophone (and the funniest thing was that the result was not zero!!)
These are *genuine* contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes ....
Q: We asked one hundred people to name...
A: You say...
Q: A famous Scotsman
A: Vinny Jones
Q: A famous Scotsman
A: Jock
Q: An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A: A horse
Q: A jacket potato topping
A: Jam
Q: A food that can be brown or white
A: Potatoes
Q: A sign of the zodiac
A: April
Q: A job a working dog does
A: Slave
Q: Something with a hole in it
A: A window
Q: Something people might be allergic to
A: Skiing
Q: A type of large cat
A: Persian
Q: A type of record
A: Floppy disc
Q: Something associated with pigs
A: The police
Q: A non-living object with legs
A: A plant
Q: A domestic animal
A: Leopard
Q: Something red
A: My cardigan
Q: A kind of ache
A: Filet-o-fish
Q: A food that can be easily eaten without chewing
A: Er, chips?
Q: Something you beat
A: An apple
Q: A dangerous race
A: The Arabs
Q: A number you have to memorise
A: Seven
Q: Some famous brothers
A: Bonnie and Clyde
Q: Something that floats in the bath
A: Water
Q: Something in the garden that's green
A: The shed
Q: Something a blind man might use
A: A sword
Q: Something you wear on the beach
A: A deckchair
Q: A famous cowboy
A: Buck Rogers
Q: An animal you might see at a zoo
A: A dog
Q: A famous bridge
A: The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Q: A part of the body beginning with the letter N
A: Knee
Q: Something you put on walls
A: Roofs
Q: Something you do in the bathroom
A: Decorate
Q: A famous Royal
A: Mail
Q: Something slippery
A: A con-man
Q: A way of cooking fish
A: Cod
Q: A form of transport you can walk around in
A: My foot
Q: A method of securing your home
A: Put the kettle on
Q: Something you do before going to bed
A: Sleep
Q: Something a cat does
A: Goes to the toilet
Q: An animal beginning with the letter B
A: Bullfrog
Q: The last thing you take off before going to bed
A: Your feet
Q: Something that makes you scream
A: A squirrel
Q: Something you have with coffee
A: The Sunday Sport
Q: A song with 'Moon' in the title
A: 'Blue Suede Moon'
Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A: A bicycle with wings
Q: Something with a red light on it
A: A Dalek
Q: Something you open other than a door
A: Your bowels
Q: Name a word beginning with the letter 'Z'
A: Xylophone (and the funniest thing was that the result was not zero!!)
