Life imitating old jokes?!

[Binky the Bomb]

Polish builder sacked for humping hoover | The Register

Wrong on so many levels.... yet i'm pretty sure this guy MUST have heard the one about the "guy who had to have a vaccum removed from his scrotum... it was a Goblin."

 

[Ezteq]

The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself

surely this is what he was doing? Oo


in a really wierd "only to be done at home with the curtains shut" kind of way...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

What gets me is that the vac was one of those with a great big smile on the front...
I mean how fucked up must you be to be aroused at that..... er, Tris- your up.

 

[Ezteq]

yeah i know, screwing a henry...man that really sucks!

 

[Lamp]

The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover", then ejected him from the premises. The unnamed vacuum-molestor later told his bosses he was actually cleaning his underwear, describing this habit as "a common practice in Poland".

ROFL

BUT...he was working at Great Ormond Stret Childrens Hospital. Dirty bastard

 

[Ezteq]

i know i know, all those little kiddies laying about with nothing better to do and he uses a hoover ffs, what a waste!














omg bad ez bad bad ez!!

 

[pikeh]

i know i know, all those little kiddies laying about with nothing better to do and he uses a hoover ffs, what a waste!

two funnies and i have to spread more rep etc :<

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't get why it's "not accepted behavior", even if i don't practice it myself, but surely...willy i a hoover, willy in a hooore, same difference when "acceptance" comes in play.

Now, ofcourse one might take the "childrens hospital" into consideration, but the man was hardly pleasing Harry in the kids astma ward.

Funny story though.

 

[georgie]

i know i know, all those little kiddies laying about with nothing better to do and he uses a hoover ffs, what a waste!

lol, couldn't stop giggling at that one.

I'm coming to Hell with you, Ez.

 

[Shagrat]

i know i know, all those little kiddies laying about with nothing better to do and he uses a hoover ffs, what a waste!

lol if I could give you rep I would Ez.... that made me laugh

 

[Ezteq]

*makes room* all aboad the hell wagon, leaving in 5 minutes...lunch will be served in the buffet car at noon!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Malaysian woman jailed for worshipping teapot | The Register

And yet more "EH?" moments.

 

[Syri]

Malaysian woman jailed for worshipping teapot | The Register

And yet more "EH?" moments.

lol, that's just so... odd
love the bootnote on the article too

 

[Marc]

lad at school got caught with his nob in a hoover once. Funnily enough, his nickname became Hoover.

 

[Eeben]

lad at school got caught with his nob in a hoover once. Funnily enough, his nickname became Hoover.

lol

 

[Dukat]

Common practice in poland, rofl You dirty poles!

edit:

Former teacher Kamariah Ali, 57, was cuffed in 2005 when the powers that be clamped down on the cult and demolished its two-storey sacred teapot symbolising the "purity of water" and "love pouring from heaven".

Thats something I never thought I'd ever ever read.

 

[CorNokZ]

Funnily enough, his nickname became Hoover.

Why?

 

[Dukat]

Why?

Hmm... Probably after the FBI chief Edgar Hoover. That must be it!

 

[CorNokZ]

Ah.. Thanks for clearing that up mate

<3(Give real heart smiley imo )