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[DaGaffer]

We could have bought enough nukes to reduce it to a smoking hole in the ground for less than an LHC

Yeah but it might come back that way. And sucking France into an alternate universe is waaay cooler. You've just got no imagination.

 

[Talyn]

You need to change avatar as well as profile pic.

*feels like a user*

 

[Talyn]

We have all been evilled by the large hardon \o/

MUHAHAHAHAhahahahaha

*cough*

 

[MYstIC G]

only in the shower

Only in the shower?!? I deserve better.

This alternative universe sucks!

 

[MYstIC G]

PS: I'm evil in every fucking universe, so my beard just changes colour.

 

[TdC]

did you wee in my evil santa's beard or something?

 

[Ch3tan]

PS: I'm evil in every fucking universe, so my beard just changes colour.

He's a good universe foo in disguise! GET HIM!!

 

[MYstIC G]

did you wee in my evil santa's beard or something?

Didn't have much choice with a combination of MS paint and your originals now not being on any of the threads because you've moved your hosting and not put everything back where it was or disabled hotlinking, etc, etc, etc, , etc, etc, etc.

 

[Ch3tan]

You suck so much if you cannot even do a goatee in paint.

 

[MYstIC G]

No, I couldn't round off the base smiley so was going to do a hat transplant then goatee but all the original files are missing from where they were because of some dodgy dutch jerk!

 

[Wij]

The Reg has noticed what's happened to the dimenshuns !

DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC! ? The Register

We must assemble the invasion force now !

 

[TdC]

I, for one, bow to our new trans-dimensional overlords!

 

[TdC]

because of some dodgy dutch jerk!

wait, what?

You fail miserably to access my files, due to your computer illiteracy and general spazziness, and this is somehow *my* fault?




and

 

[MYstIC G]

Yes, it is YOUR fault.

Triple

 

[TdC]

I can not be held accountable for your inbuilt failings!

 

[MYstIC G]

You can and are actually!

 

[Ch3tan]

And yet you still can't put a evil beard on your avatar, even when someone else has done it for you. MEGA FAIL.

 

[MYstIC G]

I don't trust it not to have a subliminal cock message in it...

 

[TdC]

I'll make a custom smiley that coughs up a penis, just for you Rob

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hadron Collider II planned for Circle Line - Science, News - The Independent