Let's have some fun to take our minds off the evil chimps stealing our gold and such

[Mr_Omen]

aye lets have some fun gonna start a comedy story thread up just add on what ever you want to happen next only 1 rule has to be funny ok now ill start with a crap unfunny 1 u guys make it funny.






It was a fine summers day and spider man decided to goto emain, a few hours later he found himself at none other than (evil drum beat) M M G!......whats this he thought to himself! spider sence tingling! and quicker than he could react none other than Cilla black unstealted in front of him completely nude.....

 

[Krakatau]

Cilla Black then started to sing her mesmerising old hit....

"Black is black - I want my baby back..."

Then all of a sudden she backstabbed a grey con hunter standing next to her hypnotized by her skills with her instruments....

 

[Brunore]

He then headed over to BW to post a whine thread of epic proportions!!

In fact it was the best whine thread evar!!1

It went something like this...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAKE OOOH NO ITS A SNAKE badger badger badger badger badger badger...

 

[sharpbits]

Cilla parried the attacks of the badger again and again... but the DoT power of the mushrooms were too great... quickly her hp drained due to her nakedness, it all looked like it was going to end... BUT...

 

[Mr_Omen]

Noddy and Big Ears came flying along emain in there groovy car and ran over the evil badger and ate the musrooms.......Cilla then stealthed and walked off to rest, meanwhile noddy and big ears felt the ground moving.......then all of a sudden Vanesa felts came clashing through MMG like a bat outta hell she then walked towards noddy and big ears.....

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

And started singing...

"Kiss my Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAKE OOOH NO ITS A SNAKE badger badger badger badger badger badger..."

 

[Mr_Omen]

Spider man then appeared out of nowhere with a 100ft tall can of slim fast.............vanesa was stunned and couldnt move.......noddy then casted an evil spell on vanesa "Summon Greater Steak Pie and chips".............

 

[Cyradix]

.....Meanwhile, the hunter HornyMofo was sitting on the hill near MMG fondling himself while using TS to spy on nekkid Cilla.....

 

[old.Tohtori]

...who was, for some reason, singing badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! A badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.. SNAKE! OOOH A SNAAKE! OH NO! ITS A SNAAAKE! It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger...

 

[sharpbits]

and then James Brown casually rode through the MG on a long haired donkey and rode off towards briefine, But unknown to him there was....

 

[old.Tohtori]

...lanmine set by Ozzy Osbourne that had a huge spring in it instead of explosives and it sent James Brown and the donkey on a loooong airflight until they landed...

 

[Mr_Omen]

In hadrian's wall where they met up with none other than bill gate's..........bill told them they could have a free sample of Windows 2004: Nuclear Lurikeen edition.............but james and the donkey seen right through his scam and.....

 

[Ottar]

proceeded to install Linux on Caer Benowyc, with dozens of fierce looking penguins, armed with ballistas and catapults to defend the keep against lurikeen invaders. They were barely on time as..

 

[Cyradix]

... The zerg of Microsoft lawyers arrived. Totally overpowered as they are they had the first door down to 10% in 30 seconds....

 

[sharpbits]

The programmers were at the climbspots trying to put bugs between the ramparts of Caer Linux, to secure their jobs for the next 4 years. And just at that moment James Brown and his beloved donkey crash landed at the back of the keep after their long landmine-assisted flight, having been in the air for around 20 minutes. The donkey went to camp the Lord and James Brown logged, leaving Diana Ross on her own in the centre of the keep to fend off the lawyers. The second keep door was almost down....